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  • #31
    Quoth shankyknitter View Post
    I'm a proud Scot whoes Scots grandma taught to handle her knife and hold her whiskey. I'm a flamin' red head with a temper to match and damned proud of it.
    Damn straight lass! Didn't learn it from my granny, but from a really good friend!

    Quoth Plague*Star View Post
    I wonder how this man wound up believing that *all women are bitches*? Boy, I wonder!
    Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a bitch.

    Quoth Mr. Anubite View Post
    Hey now. Some of us are Eastern European.
    ?????

    Quoth Treasure View Post
    What is the difference between a terrorist and pissed off RedHead?

    You can reason with the terrorist.
    We're reasonable....just don't piss us off!
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #32
      There was guy who harrassed me for my number all the time. Eventually I gave him one. The number for the Pest Control Center. He never bugged me again. ^-^

      I do love how certain guys believe every girl who rejects them are sluts. If they were sluts you would have gotten some.

      It's never the hot charming guys that hit on you. Always the skeezy a-holes. But I've just started to assume that hitting on customer service reps seems a little bit wrong to everyone in the world who isn't a slimeball. Though if i ever meet the cute Big Box Cashier at a place that isn't his place of work I'm going to ask him out. Or the boy who works at the ice cream store who give me an extra scoop.

      ....Sorry that was rather tangential.

      Man I WISH I could have seen his face when your Uncle's Dad said what he did.
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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      • #33
        Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
        But I've just started to assume that hitting on customer service reps seems a little bit wrong to everyone in the world who isn't a slimeball.
        Unfortunately it doesn't. Some guys just don't quite get it. I have a friend who is quite the gentleman, but never seems to get this. Although his inate sense of class generally prevents him from hitting on the CSRs. So it works out.

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        • #34
          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
          Something like that happens in this Danier Leather advertisement. Watch it to the very end.
          Oh right! Well I promise I never saw that advert before.... My CW told me I was evil for making that suggestion, by the way.
          Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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          • #35
            Quoth shankyknitter View Post

            SC: ... HOW DARE you SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT GINGER-SLUT!!
            The first thing I thought of when I saw this was "He's been watching too much South Park." That show was the first time I had heard the term "Ginger" used to describe a Red-head - am I the only one?
            Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.

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            • #36
              I've gotten the oh so curious pickup question of "carpets matching the drapes" before, and I'm a blonde.

              How tacky and trashy can you possibly be?!
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #37
                [QUOTE]I'd happily pay if it means I could see if the carpet matches the drapes.[QUOTE]

                This.

                When I was 16 (!) this dude, who was at least 15 years older than me, leaned over the host podium I was standing behind, and , right infront of my manager, says, "You have pretty red hair. So, are you redheaded everywhere?"

                I was shocked. My manager did nothing, just stood there. I don't know what was worse, the pervert or the spineless, do-nothing manager.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Alpha Strike View Post
                  The first thing I thought of when I saw this was "He's been watching too much South Park." That show was the first time I had heard the term "Ginger" used to describe a Red-head - am I the only one?
                  I heard the term years ago. But I also watch a lot of Britcoms.
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #39
                    Recent quote on Top Gear:

                    "My guest tonight... would, in olden times, have been burned at the stake. Not because he's a wizard, but because he's ginger."

                    Referring, of course, to Rupert Grint.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Chromatix View Post
                      Recent quote on Top Gear:

                      "My guest tonight... would, in olden times, have been burned at the stake. Not because he's a wizard, but because he's ginger."

                      Referring, of course, to Rupert Grint.
                      OMG I have to see that!! I admit that I am a sucker for Weasleys.

                      I bought a green shirt at Antique Sailing Fleet the other day and the cashier was going squee over the colour. I didn't say, of course you like that colour, it would look better on you than on me because you're ginger...

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                      • #41
                        The danger is that gingers snap...
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #42
                          Quoth dalesys View Post
                          The danger is that gingers snap...
                          And when we do it is both scary and delicious
                          Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                          • #43
                            Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                            Or the boy who works at the ice cream store who give me an extra scoop.
                            That reminds me of a song that has the lyrics "the boy next door who worked at the candy store."

                            Quoth Alpha Strike View Post
                            The first thing I thought of when I saw this was "He's been watching too much South Park." That show was the first time I had heard the term "Ginger" used to describe a Red-head - am I the only one?
                            Not at all. That was also the first time I heard redheads called Gingers.

                            A bit of triva: The prototype Segway was code named Ginger.
                            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                            • #44
                              Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                              If they were sluts you would have gotten some.
                              I'm stealing this line. This is a perfect comeback.
                              It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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                              • #45
                                Quoth dalesys View Post
                                The danger is that gingers snap...
                                Quoth shankyknitter View Post
                                And when we do it is both scary and delicious
                                And I think a lot of men secretly love it when we do....because we can, and will, hurt them.
                                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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