Keeping Your Privates Private

[MrsEclipse]

What if the numbers go up, but the street goes downhill, like in my neighborhood?

[Ironclad Alibi]

While there are many ways to interpret the phrase "down the street," as mentioned previously, there is one interpretation that supersedes all others. "Down the street" means the direction in which I am pointing.

[Magpie]

While there are many ways to interpret the phrase "down the street," as mentioned previously, there is one interpretation that supersedes all others. "Down the street" means the direction in which I am pointing.

I think you just won this discussion.

[Marmalady]

"Are you offended? Everyone has privates."

Pity you couldn't have said 'And I invite you to consider the meaning of that word'.

[Magpie]

"Are you offended? Everyone has privates."

"Except for those people who have publics instead." (I'd let her try to figure out the insult herself).

[Merriweather]

ah, but infinite monkeys, what about towns/cities where the roads are not numbered numerically?

Is it down to weston street along oxford road or is it up?

*Hides after lighting the fuse*

When we lived in Virgina, near the beach, and my parents lived in the mountains of North Carolina, my DH and I could never agree.

He always referred to going UP to see them, since they lived at a higher elevation.

I insited it was going DOWN to see them because they were south of us.

I always refer to south as down, north as up, just like on the maps - I may not be right, but at least, I'm consistant (and stubborn)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Stop, Magpie and Marmalady, you are killing me.

I am so going to steal those lines.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I always refer to south as down, north as up, just like on the maps - I may not be right, but at least, I'm consistant (and stubborn)

Forward is north, backward is south, left is west, and right is east.

And always turn at the dog sitting on the corner being fed candy by the kid in the hat.


/One Piece Fanfictions talking about Zoro's sense of directions.

[Treasure]

Seriously, has TMI lost all meaning.

Other girl in the group is trying to figure out if they have enough shampoo to last the evening. She asks obnoxious girl if she took a shower that morning. Obnoxious girl loudly states "Hell no, I overslept. I barely had enough time to brush my teeth and wash my privates."

to be less vulgar she could've said "I barley had time for a "whore's bath"" or
i took a PTA* bath
*higlight for definition: Pussy, Tits & Ass

or took a sink bath, or "brush my teeth and wash my bits"

It all says the same thing, just without being so blatant


but - consider the site, consider the source - if she had said any of those, we wouldn't be talking about it...

[Marmalady]

Stop, Magpie and Marmalady, you are killing me.

I am so going to steal those lines.

I'm flattered, and you are welcome! Have a fresh baked Black Russian brownie as well, I've just tried the recipe for the 1st time and they are so lush....

[Bright_Star]

Far too many people go shopping with the express intent of pissing off a cashier by saying something shocking. & when what they say doesn't get the reaction that they wanted then they themselves get all pissed off.

[Magpie]

Stop, Magpie and Marmalady, you are killing me.

I am so going to steal those lines.

Help yourself. Just, you know, try not to use them on someone who would beat you up for implying promiscuity.

[infinitemonkies]

While there are many ways to interpret the phrase "down the street," as mentioned previously, there is one interpretation that supersedes all others. "Down the street" means the direction in which I am pointing.

I concede. An excellent point which I cannot counter.

[Stryker One]

Modern Major General

Everyone has privates.

I don't think the Navy has privates, just Ensigns.

[telecom_goddess]

"Except for those people who have publics instead." (I'd let her try to figure out the insult herself).

Goddamn you guys are killing me today.