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  • #31
    Quoth Stryker One View Post
    I don't think the Navy has privates, just Ensigns.
    The Army, Air Force and Marines have privates.

    The Navy has seamen.
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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    • #32
      Quoth Magpie View Post
      Help yourself. Just, you know, try not to use them on someone who would beat you up for implying promiscuity.
      Well, you know, the last person that tried to beat me up ended up ended up..shall we say...dented.

      And I suppose "implying promiscuity" is probably a very polite way to describe what was actually coming out of my mouth.

      Mmm...brownies. Nomnomnom....

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      • #33
        Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
        Well, you know, the last person that tried to beat me up ended up ended up..shall we say...dented.
        Ooooh I bet they did..... Glad you enjoyed the brownies, trouble is they were so scrummy they didn't last very long - I now have to make more
        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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        • #34
          Quoth Treasure View Post
          I go down to Abilene (north-west of Austin) to visit family, but they come Up to see me....
          That's funny...I go UP to Abilene from Austin...
          I guess we're ALL lost!
          Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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          • #35
            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
            And always turn at the dog sitting on the corner being fed candy by the kid in the hat.
            After that, turn left at the corner where the white house used to be.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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