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  • #31
    Reminds of me Freud's theory on the male preocupation with size.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #32
      Quoth Falor View Post
      Or maybe a "$5 off your next tow" coupon since he's such a loyal (i.e. repetitive) customer.
      Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
      How about a Subway type punch car..

      "5 tows, and your next one is free"



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      • #33
        Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
        It's Nauremen's Law: The amount of lavish accessories bestowed upon the vehicle is inversely proportional to the driver's penis.
        I love it!

        What about those plastic, umm... parts that some people put on the trailer hitches of their trucks?
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        • #34
          Quoth Mr. Anubite View Post
          I love it!

          What about those plastic, umm... parts that some people put on the trailer hitches of their trucks?
          I had to try to explain those to my grandmother. Was not a fun drive.
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          • #35
            There is a guy here in town who has a weird reflective mosaic of his own face in the back window of his truck. I would love to know what THAT means.

            Having a huge truck with Huge wheels never makes me think down on a person. They probably have stuff to haul, or the just enjoy Mudding! WOOT MUDDING!

            But the second people start jacking it up...then I know the guy is COMPENSATING!!!

            There is actually a list of vehicle accessories someone I know made. It's broken into Normal, Compensating, and Obsessive.

            Obsessive being this girl we know who has Betty Boop Mudflaps, Antenna widget, bumper sticker, car seats, floor mats, steering wheel cover, etc.

            But yeah, that guys stupid is Expensive.
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            • #36
              Quoth Mr. Anubite View Post
              What about those plastic, umm... parts that some people put on the trailer hitches of their trucks?
              A friend of mine was visiting from Puerto Rico a few months back. We were getting off of the interstate when we ended up driving behind a pickup with these "ornaments" in place. HE looked at them quizically before asking if he was seeing what he thought he was seeing.

              Then, I explained what they were called.

              His response? Simply, "TRUCK BALLS?!" He was laughing so hard that I couldn't get a coherent word out of him for several minutes Apparently, he'd never seen them back home.
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              • #37
                Quoth Mr. Anubite View Post
                What about those plastic, umm... parts that some people put on the trailer hitches of their trucks?
                You mean truck nuts? Lol, I haven't seen them yet in real life, but that could change any day now...

                I think when you're adding the amount and truck nuts are present, you square the whole thing. I'm not sure, though, I don't remember Mr. Nauremen's chapter on those little doo-dads.
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                • #38
                  Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                  truck nuts?
                  HILARIOUS!!!

                  I first saw them like 6 yrs ago whilst driving back from the zoo. I was more confused than amused..but i did snap a pic.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                    Well, it looks like he at least got the Konami code down. I mean, you must have towed him about thirty times before this was over.
                    So he should've really entered the following?

                    Up, Up, Down, Down, left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start/Enter/Select

                    Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                    How about a Subway type punch car..

                    "5 tows, and your next one is free"

                    reminds me of Ratchet and Clank:

                    "Thugs for Less, pay for six hits and your seventh is free!"
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                    • #40
                      Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                      So he should've really entered the following?

                      Up, Up, Down, Down, left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start/Enter/Select
                      Yeah. The post said something about him looking for the secret combo move. He didn't find that, but he found out how to get all those extra lives he used trying to not get towed.
                      Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        I first saw them like 6 yrs ago whilst driving back from the zoo. I was more confused than amused...
                        Was your first thought that the image of the seeing the backside of the bull elephant at the zoo had burned into your retinas?

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                        • #42
                          the guy used cinder blocks? Wow, even my cat figured out how to move those.
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