It's not a Hickey. Stop staring at my chest.

[Victoria J]

Best bug bite relief I've found is from Burt's Bees. Their stuff isn't cheap but it is good.

Of course you also keep wanting to apply the stuff when the itching comes back - and regularly rubbing oils into your breast may not cut down on the perverts.

Victoria J

[Plaidman]

(She has pictures in the CS picture album)

Though no-body goes there anymore.

[aquah2o]

Oh I hate perverted wierdo's, drive me potty. Least he should have done was keep the fact he was looking at your chest to himself. What a prick.

[smileyeagle1021]

My suggestion would be pepper spray. .

I'm glad I finished reading your post, because I got that far and thought you were talking about treatment for the bug bite and had quite a reaction

[Rapscallion]

Pepper spray is a bad suggestion for several legal reasons. I've got no objection if someone has it on hand for defence against something serious, but causing temporary blindness for lechery? That would never stand up in a court of law - they generally work on grounds of reasonable reaction. Pepper spray in a reasonably confined area is also very likely bad for the user.

Really, really bad idea. Let's drop extracurricular punishments, eh?

Rapscallion

[Gravekeeper]

Guest= Oh I hate mosquitos. Are you sure that thing isn't a Hickey? It really looks like a hickey.

I think that's my favourite part: "Are you sure no one's been orally affixed to you recently?". As if such a thing would slip your mind. -.-

Pepper spray is a bad suggestion for several legal reasons.

Not to mention the legalities of owning it, which vary from place to place.

[Treasure]

Oh I hate mosquitos. Are you sure that thing isn't a Hickey? It really looks like a hickey.

"trust me, I tell my GF to make sure she doesn't leave any above my neckline - and she knows what kind of shirts i wear"

[hinakiba777]

"trust me, I tell my GF to make sure she doesn't leave any above my neckline - and she knows what kind of shirts i wear"

See I wish I could have thought of something that witty at the time. I'll remember that for next time.

I think that's my favourite part: "Are you sure no one's been orally affixed to you recently?". As if such a thing would slip your mind. -.-.

Yeah it's not something I'm apt to forget.

Also, I laughed so hard at your comment that I knocked my Wheelie Chair out from under myself and smacked my forehead of counter.

[smileyeagle1021]

Pepper spray in a reasonably confined area is also very likely bad for the user.

Yes, yes it is, I will testify to that.
One of my old roommate's had her kids for the weekend, and her son thought that the pepperspray was air freshener and sprayed it in the condo. Oh yeah, it was one of those containers where once you start spraying, it don't stop until it is empty. It took over two hours before we could go back inside, even with all the windows open and fans going.
So, if you are indoors, pepperspray is an absolute last resort (not that it isn't outdoors, but that applies doubly so indoors).

[Bloodsoul]

Unless I am mistaken, I suppose one could say the mosquito gave you a hickey, no?

[Treasure]

Mosquitos actually break skin, a "proper" hickey shouldn't - its a bruise b/c it doesn't break the surface of the skin, just ruptures the blood vessels under it.

***AFAIK***