Wow..

[Marmalady]

I make it NO secret. I hate wedding parties. "

During my year-long spell working as a housekeeper in a local hotel, I came to the same conclusion. Apart from the fact it took them so dratted long to get out so we could get in and clean, the rooms were just about always completely trashed (think make-up smeared over soft furnishings, eyebrow pluckings in the sink - at least I hope that's what they were - showers left running with towels in the shower tray, etc).
The best was the bottle of red wine which had been knocked over prior to the bride's departure and just left, to soak into the opened drawers, onto the carpet and the nearby curtains....

[MoonCat]

Complaining your rooms aren't big enough? For what? No, wait, I don't want to know. What did she expect you to do, knock out a few walls and build an extension?

[StormCMage]

How to almost kill yourself with a shower curtain. Do not try this at home, only clumsy people have tried this, and not always with very good results.

Step 1) Get floor of bathroom very wet. Doesn't matter how, just make sure the floor is nice and slippery.

Step 2) Don't be graceful on your feet. The clumsier you are the better.

Step 3) While stepping out of the shower, slip on the bathroom floor.

Step 4) Despite weighing 300+ lbs..grab at said shower curtain.

Step 5) Be amazed when said shower curtain fails to hold your 300+ lbs.

Step 6) Fall BACK into the shower, grasping at the useless shower curtain. Hit your head on the tub. Bonus points if you hit your head on the wall FIRST.

All I gotta say is, I am glad I have a really really hard head. So that is how you can almost kill yourself involving a shower curtain.

while that is one way, methinks this teen almost strangled themselves with it somehow

don't know why I would think that, but yeah.... this is why I prefer the sliding doors in my shower, I can't kill myself with that unless I try REAL hard

[LadyAndreca]

while that is one way, methinks this teen almost strangled themselves with it somehow

don't know why I would think that, but yeah.... this is why I prefer the sliding doors in my shower, I can't kill myself with that unless I try REAL hard

I dunno, I'd rather have the curtain. I can't slice my hand open on a shower curtain.

[Red_Dazes]

Guest: "Maybe I'm too drunk for this.."

...And whatever gave you that brilliant idea sir?