Whiskey put the hurt down tonight (in a good way)

[Whiskey]

I work grave, so lobby is closed.

I went by work tonight on a troll for delicious champagne. I was going to pop by, ridicule my TL for having to close tonight, and then drive off laughing all the way. Unfortunately there was a line out the drive (of course) so I just went to taco bell.

/anticlimactic story

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED. ***NEW STORY FROM TONIGHT***

Theoretically I was off shift. I hadnt clocked out, but someone managed to get into the store after hours (10:15, doors lock at 10). I go to take their order at the counter.

C: Customer
C2: Stank bitch Customers friend
Me: What can I get you.
C: *hands me a coupon for 2 free tacos, and a coupon for a free shake* I want this
Me: Okay, you'll need to purchase 2 things for both coupons to apply (both are WITH PURCHASE)
C2: UM NO WE DONT
Me: The computer wont let me ring it up any other way
C2: YOURE LYING I WORK AT JACK IN THE BOX
Me: ...GRAVE LEAD DEAL WITH THIS IM OFF THE CLOCK
C2: Yeah thats right -smug face-

Well, she didnt get Grave lead (the pushover). She got the swing lead (the lead from the OP). Needless to say, they had to buy food to apply both coupons. 75% of people who come to my store "work at jack in the box" but none of them know how our registers or policies work. Its almost like theyre.... lying?

[Geek King]

I also like that: "He couldn't keep his story straight for twenty feet." I like how it's measured in distance instead of time.

That's because Space and Time are linked. <\quantum physics>

[JustaCashier]

C2: YOURE LYING I WORK AT JACK IN THE BOX

"Oh COOL! I ALWAYS enjoy waiting on my sisters and brothers that work the frontline at Jack!"

(Man, some customers rilly suck, don't they!*wink nudge*)

So, what's you're Store Number, and it's phone number?"




Mike

[EricKei]

You would think someone could engineer an ATM-like contraption for people that want to put in their own orders on a touch screen, with the option to still talk to a drive through employee if they don't want to mess with it. >.>

A popular po-boy chain here installed machines like that INSIDE the buildings a few years ago. Thing is, you do not have the option to order thru an employee. It's the machine or nothing. Perhaps to minimize customer interaction (probably a good thing, given some of their employees), perhaps to practically eliminate "I didn't order this!" problems...

Its almost like theyre.... lying?

Heaven Forbid.

[Whiskey]

. Thing is, you do not have the option to order thru an employee.

Oh this would be a utopia. also, hay look at me in your signature.

[hinakiba777]

75% of people who come to my store "work at jack in the box" but none of them know how our registers or policies work. Its almost like theyre.... lying?

LYING?! Of course not. SC NEVER bend, stretch, or bend the truth. They are perfectly honest at all time.