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  • #16
    Maybe she needed them for a bizarre sexual practice?

    I posted in Sightings about how this old hag behind me in a queue tagged me as a slut cuz I bought 2 boxes of condoms in a buy one get one free offer... however, my response was definitely more classy. "At least I'm a safe slut!"
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    • #17
      LOL This reminded me of when the bf, the 3 kids, and I were checking out at a Fred Meyer (Kroger). I looked at the list and said, "Oh crap, I forgot condoms." The male cashier looked up at the bf and said, very urgently, "Dude, I'll hold up for you, better go and get those!" I was in tears I was laughing so hard! Just the tone he said it in!
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      • #18
        My manager just rolled his eyes and went back to his office. What else can you really do but laugh at people that stupid?

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        • #19
          Years ago, myself and a guy from work were going to hang out at his place after work, so we stopped at the nearest grocery store to pick up a 12-pack. While there he remembered he need some KY for his GF. So we're there in line buying beer and KY. I always wondered what the cashier might have been thinking.

          On another note, I've gone and bought tampons for one of my ex-GFs. She was out and needed them, so I took the end flap off the box to make sure I bought the right ones. Didn't bother me at all to get them.

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          • #20
            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
            If I ever bought condoms and was told to have a good night, I more than likely would go for the leering "I will!!!!!"
            Ditto!

            I almost feel sorry for that girl and her repressive sexual hang-ups. Almost.
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            • #21
              Quoth Jack7957 View Post
              Years ago, myself and a guy from work were going to hang out at his place after work, so we stopped at the nearest grocery store to pick up a 12-pack. While there he remembered he need some KY for his GF. So we're there in line buying beer and KY. I always wondered what the cashier might have been thinking.

              On another note, I've gone and bought tampons for one of my ex-GFs. She was out and needed them, so I took the end flap off the box to make sure I bought the right ones. Didn't bother me at all to get them.
              I like to buy my tampons, ibuprofen, chocolate, and salty snacks all at the same time, and then make the obvious PMS comments to the cashier. They usually laugh.
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