We have several parking garages where I work. Lately people in one particular garage have been making their own spaces.
One dude got pissed when someone parked too close behind him and it took him extra long to get out of his spot. Ok, I'd be mad too. He complained to security, but they told him they couldn't do anything. That's true--the company hasn't given security any power to tow/ticket/etc cars. The most we could do is run a license plate check and send a email reminding the driver to not be an ass when parking but even that is discouraged due to cost.
Dude is pissed that security can't do anything so he emails the wrong department head (facilities and security are totally the same thing, right?) and threatens to call the sheriff the next time this happens.



This guy obviously hasn't dealt with the sheriff's department recently. Not only does the sheriff have no power over or interest in bad parking on private property, they take over an hour to respond to non-emergency calls on a good day.
I'd love to see dude's face when he tries to call the sheriff.
One dude got pissed when someone parked too close behind him and it took him extra long to get out of his spot. Ok, I'd be mad too. He complained to security, but they told him they couldn't do anything. That's true--the company hasn't given security any power to tow/ticket/etc cars. The most we could do is run a license plate check and send a email reminding the driver to not be an ass when parking but even that is discouraged due to cost.
Dude is pissed that security can't do anything so he emails the wrong department head (facilities and security are totally the same thing, right?) and threatens to call the sheriff the next time this happens.



This guy obviously hasn't dealt with the sheriff's department recently. Not only does the sheriff have no power over or interest in bad parking on private property, they take over an hour to respond to non-emergency calls on a good day.
I'd love to see dude's face when he tries to call the sheriff.

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