Quoth Magpie
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I'm not getting married in white for two reasons, number one being there's no way I'm spending that much on a dress I can't wear again, and that being the case, white is not my best colour, being that I am a)very pale, and b) somewhat clumsy.
The second reason I won't get married in white is that that I am most very definitely not<ahem>pure.
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