
So I and two coworkers were talking to each other because there were no customers around. A coworker from another department was heading towards us but hadn't quite reached us yet when this guy came around with a little girl.
SC: *very loudly* Well, there's FIVE of them just standing around!
me: Can I help you sir?
SC: yeah, I'm looking for a telephone directory.
me: *now, we have a dinky little phone book from one of our phone companies, but it's not for public use, I don't realize at first that he wants to use it like he's at a library or something* Telephone directory?
SC: *very 'are you stupid' tone* Yeah, a PHONE BOOK. I need a number.
I suppose that it doesn't hurt anything really *other than him sticking around a bit longer* so I get it out for him.
SC: *opens the phone book to the pizza section and points at it turning the book around towards me* Now, you've got glasses on so I'll have you read me the number for Pizza Hut.
me: *reads the number*
SC: *walks away, but comes back before I even put the book away* That was the Pizza Hut in *next town over* I need the one in *this town*
me: Well, that was the only Pizza Hut listed under pizza, but I'll see if it's under restaurants. *It is, I read him the number*
SC: *as he walks away, really loudly* If you've got time to lean, You've got time to clean!
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