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Quoth Kristev
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Customers should always be served... to the nearest barracuda.
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Not quite vicious enough.
Customers should always be served... to the nearest barracuda.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk! -
only after they run through a field of razor blades and swim through rubbing alcohol.Customers should always be served... to the nearest barracuda.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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I like the way you think.Quoth chainedbarista View Post
We can lure the stupid ones out by telling them there's "free bandages" on the other side of the obstacle course.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Engaged to the sweet Mytical
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.Comment
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"only after they run through a field of razor blades and swim through rubbing alcohol."
Don't forget the salt!Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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I worked in retail, at Law-Tram, when a customer came up to my line. They'd gotten everything but one item, what they came there for.
"Man, I'm such an idiot! I can't believe I forgot <whatever it was>"
I looked them straight in the eye, gave them the biggest grin I could, and said:
"Customer is always right!"
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I actually got a high-five for that, from him, and my manager.Comment
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