Woman Baked her Icecream Cake (hey, that rhymes)

[depechemodefan]

Poor husband. She probably didn't know why he was crying, "My cake! My beautiful mint chocolcate cake! Oh God, why? why?!!!" and she bitched at him "why are you acting like a pansy? It's that Ice Cream store's fault!"

Thank God she didn't call the library, asking what temp. to have the oven to warm up the cake.

I hope they never had pets. Just imagine how she dries the dog/cat/fish if it got wet.

[Chromatix]

Critical thinking. It's what's for dinner.

[flutes_and_fabric]

It is totally possible that he was OUT when she did this, and when he got back to find what happened, he couldn't get her to listen to reason.

I think this was before dinner, like she stuck it in and they started eating, then she returned to find this, flipped, and came to us. I'm thinking she thought it was a cheesecake, because if you purchase a cheesecake from someplace like the cheesecake factory, they usually freeze it and pull it out before you come to pick it up. Although, even if it wasn't thawed it's still completely inappropriate to toss it in the oven.

[Marmalady]

I hope they never had pets. Just imagine how she dries the dog/cat/fish if it got wet.

Silly! That's what the microwave is for!

[Aisling]

For some reason people are obsessed with macarons, so I've made a shitload of those.

Haven't you heard? Gourmet cupcakes are out, and macarons are in. :P

As for the rest of the story...

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...yeah, I got nothing. That woman is a wackaloon. Love the artist though.

[flutes_and_fabric]

Haven't you heard? Gourmet cupcakes are out, and macarons are in. :P

As for the rest of the story...

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...yeah, I got nothing. That woman is a wackaloon. Love the artist though.

I SUCK at frosting cupcakes. Don't know why, they just never come out well. No matter what I do, it always ends up looking like a big mess (turd.) I'm great at frosting cakes though...cupcakes are like my kryptonite. (I know there's no way I spelled that right, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but you know what I'm talking about.)

[South Texan]

"caution, do not bake ice cream. Will result in carpet destroying soup."

And people think it is all just because of over-active lawyers that lighter fluid has to have a "CAUTION: FLAMMABLE" warning on its bottle.

Unfortunately, the woman probably will breed.

[Amina516]

I ...I just cant wrap my head around this. At all.

WOW..

She destroyed a perfectly good and tasty Ice Cream cake..there should be a jail for people like her.

[Aisling]

I SUCK at frosting cupcakes. Don't know why, they just never come out well. No matter what I do, it always ends up looking like a big mess (turd.) I'm great at frosting cakes though...cupcakes are like my kryptonite. (I know there's no way I spelled that right, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but you know what I'm talking about.)

Cupcakes aren't flat and smooth. I use a piping bag with a big, usually star, tip for them. Just do a spiral and throw some sprinkles on.

And actually, you did spell "kryptonite" correctly!

[jjc927]

Wow, reading this post proves that people truly are THAT stupid!

[malmalthekiller]

This post caused me to go into a hypnotic state for about 15 minutes. I'm just now wrapping my head around it.

[Erin]

I'm hungry for ice cream cake now.

We had carpet in our kitchen at the last house we lived in. It replaced the seriously hideous 70's yellow linoleum floor that we had when we first moved in. It was a very low pile carpet. I dropped spaghetti all over it once, and my dad did such a great job cleaning it that we could never tell where the sauce splattered on it.

Too bad we couldnt do much about the wall next to the spaghetti splatter. The sauce stain kept coming back there for some weird reason. (we took the wall down during a remodel a year or two later)

[chainedbarista]

Critical thinking. It's what's for dinner.

not in the sc's house; high octane stupid is, however.

ice cream in the name of it should have clued her in, but sadly, we all know how sc's reality works.

[Orelinde]

i had to read the first post twice because i could not believe my eyes read what they read.

OH EM GEE

[bainsidhe]

The sign is total win!