I told you I don't work here...

[dalesys]

A closed umbrella, to be opened at a later date?

[XCashier]

A barrel cactus, or a cholla. Ouch!

[Saphire089]

Mom: (very quietly (which, if you knew my mother, you would know is a very scary and potentially dangerous thing)) "If you don't leave my daughter alone to help me shop, I'm going to find what you're looking for and shove it up your ***."

Amazingly, the woman shut up. When she turned to slink away, I had to do it...

You have an awesome mother.

[MadMike]

Because all retail peons are stupid liars, and say it when it's not true?

Nah, we're just too stupid to remember where we work. Maybe if they ask us enough times, we'll realize it and say, "Oh yeah, I just remembered: I do work here!"

[sweetj82]

i went to a local store on a sunday after church i had on a skirt and a blouse. Some bitch came up demanding to speak to me....she thought i was the manager. When i told her i dont work here and im just shopping she went nuts and told me that i am a bad lier.

She wanted my name and went on how she was gonna have everyone's job.


note i had my son with me and a whole cart load of food

[Pagan]

A barrel cactus, or a cholla. Ouch!

Saguaro, mature with a couple of arms would be good, too.

[ShadowTiger]

I remember this story that is related to this topic.

I really need to buy that shirt that says "I don't work here." ... and then wear it into work.