A Black woman came up with a blow up christmas Santa and wants her money back.
Her conversation with the White, service dewsk work goes like this:
W=woman
SDW=Service desk worker
CSM=CSM
m=manager
WIL=Woman in line
( the manger, WIL and CSM are Black)
W: Yo!!!! I wanna return this !!!!
CDW: Okay, do you have your reciept?
W: F-ck no, just gimme my money back.
CDW: Well, we have to give you a gift card if you don't have your reciept.
W: You don't have to do nothin' except what i say, you c-acker. 'Cuz The customer is always right b-tch!!!
CDW: I am sorry but that is company policy.
W: Well, it better than nuthin'.
<CDW scans item it comes up on clearance>
W: Well, f-ck I ain't takin that , i paid mo' than that fo' this damn thing.
<again no reciept>
CDW: let me call a manager.
<CSM comes over>
W: Yo, sistah, this c-acker won't give me my full price, fire her KKK member ass and gimme my money. Yo!!!
CSM: DO NOT talk about our associates like that.
W: I know they makin' you talk , sistah, but....
CSM: I am NOT your sister. Do you have your reciept?
W: No, but you have to do as I say, THA Cutomer is always right!!!!
CSM: I can't do anything for you if you don't have your reciept.
W: Get me manager.
M: Can i help you?
W: Brotha, I need my money back but this c-acker won't gimme my money back.
M: Don't talk about our associates like that. Do you have your receipt? And I am not your brother.
W: H-ll no I ain't got no reciept!!!
M: Than there is nothing i can do. I am sorry.
W: Yer just doing this to me cuz i am Black!!!!!
WIN: No, there are doing it because you don't have the WHITE paper, like this. <brandishes her reciept>
<W storms out>
WIN: That woman is simple.
Her conversation with the White, service dewsk work goes like this:
W=woman
SDW=Service desk worker
CSM=CSM
m=manager
WIL=Woman in line
( the manger, WIL and CSM are Black)
W: Yo!!!! I wanna return this !!!!
CDW: Okay, do you have your reciept?
W: F-ck no, just gimme my money back.
CDW: Well, we have to give you a gift card if you don't have your reciept.
W: You don't have to do nothin' except what i say, you c-acker. 'Cuz The customer is always right b-tch!!!
CDW: I am sorry but that is company policy.
W: Well, it better than nuthin'.
<CDW scans item it comes up on clearance>
W: Well, f-ck I ain't takin that , i paid mo' than that fo' this damn thing.
<again no reciept>
CDW: let me call a manager.
<CSM comes over>
W: Yo, sistah, this c-acker won't give me my full price, fire her KKK member ass and gimme my money. Yo!!!
CSM: DO NOT talk about our associates like that.
W: I know they makin' you talk , sistah, but....
CSM: I am NOT your sister. Do you have your reciept?
W: No, but you have to do as I say, THA Cutomer is always right!!!!
CSM: I can't do anything for you if you don't have your reciept.
W: Get me manager.
M: Can i help you?
W: Brotha, I need my money back but this c-acker won't gimme my money back.
M: Don't talk about our associates like that. Do you have your receipt? And I am not your brother.
W: H-ll no I ain't got no reciept!!!
M: Than there is nothing i can do. I am sorry.
W: Yer just doing this to me cuz i am Black!!!!!
WIN: No, there are doing it because you don't have the WHITE paper, like this. <brandishes her reciept>
<W storms out>
WIN: That woman is simple.
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