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    Me =
    idiot = customer who called the library
    mystery person = ?

    me: *spiel*
    idiot: I need the phone number of "Life up in Texas" or "Houston".
    me: alright, that if l-i-f-e up?
    idiot: *I hear her speaking to someone else, her voice is muffled*
    me: hello?
    idiot: I need the phone number of "Life up in Texas."
    me: ok, is that "life" or "light"?
    idiot: *voice muffled*
    me: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you are saying, are you saying "Life" or "light"?
    idiot: I NEED THE NUMBER..
    me: Please don't yell
    idiot: I NEED THE NUMBER FOR Light UP.
    me: please don't yell at me. I heard you needed the number, but I'm not sure if you are saying "life" or "light".
    mystery person: (it sounds like the idiot, though) I'm her son, and she is looking for LIGHT UP!
    me: It sounds like you were talking to someone else. I'm trying to clarefy what you are asking for.
    idiot/mystery person: I need the phone number of Light Up.
    me: OK, Light Up for Houston Or Texas.
    idiot: NO, it's Light up for Texas! L-i-t-e U-P.
    me: one moment.
    I find the number and give it to the person. At least the person thanked me. I hate when people try to multi-task and treat you like a moron.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Oh I'm sorry, you reached a library, not directory services. Have a nice day now!
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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