It's your fault i'm early, pull a employee out of your a**!

[dalesys]

What, you couldn't find a little cliff with a half ton of garbage at the bottom of it? ...

Kid, I want you to go over and sit down on that bench that says Group W.


... for thread drift.

[mattm04]

Normally I'd be inclined to agree, but (unless I read it wrong) the department she was bitching about was going to open in 4 minutes.

I wish I had been a fly on the wall. I bet by the time she stopped whining and stormed off, the department was probably open for business.

Well, she did bitch for the 4 min. and when DM was in yelled at them and stomped off. Figure that out.

[Captain Trips]

Kid, I want you to go over and sit down on that bench that says Group W.


... for thread drift.

But what to do with the rakes and shovels and other implements of de-struction?

[Racket_Man]

But what to do with the rakes and shovels and other implements of de-struction?

and what about the 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and paragraph on the back explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. the approach the getaway the northwest corner, the southeast corner and not to mention the ariel photography.

[MoonCat]

Me: ma'am I just checked and they will open at noon.
SC: when is that?
Me: *looks at watch* Four minutes.
SC: *cat butt face* But, but I called <dept manager> to discuss <issue> with them and they said to come in after noon.

Note to customer: Telling time...ur doin it wrong.

SC: Never mind! It should not be my responsibility to come in when you want to work. You need to be here when I want to be here!

I'm curious: What's life like in the land where bacon marshmallows rain from the sky and store employees magically appear in a puff of pink glitter whenever you want them?

[Hyena Dandy]

and what about the 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and paragraph on the back explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. the approach the getaway the northwest corner, the southeast corner and not to mention the ariel photography.

Why would someone trust photographs taken by a mermaid?

[dalesys]

Why would someone trust photographs taken by a mermaid?

The clincher was the plaster-of-paris dog-sniffing prints...


Don't worry Hyena, we'll take our walkers and go cackle in a corner about blind justice.


I saw this story performed with the Utah Symphony Orchestra.