Questions you get so VERY tired of...

[Peppergirl]

Is this food? No, It's soap

So can I eat it? Again, It's soap. Do you normally eat soap?

Do you have candles? No, We don't sell candles. We will never sell candles. We only sell bath and skincare items. Candles are not bath or skincare.

Twelve year old Boy If I buy this sex bomb will you have sex with me? Good gods no. Get out of my store.

Why is this so expensive?? It's made by hand. With oils and not synthetics. Because it luxury bath products.

So I can only use it for one bath? What happens if I take it out? It is baking soda based. Once you get it wet it starts to dissolve. ONCE the chemical reaction starts, it doesn't stop until it has finished.

OMG. You work for my addiction. I think I love you!

[ShadowTiger]

My key desk is right in front of the loose screws and parts aisles. Very little is in boxes. We have to bag everything. So after I make some keys, or bag someone's stuff, they almost always ask "Do I pay here?"

And then I always air-sweep the desk with my hands in that dramatic motion, and say "No register here. :-/ " and shrug.