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This one's from the services desk: A man came to the desk and complained that a bird had pooped on his car and wanted the store to give him a free car wash. He cliamed that the birds belonged to the store!
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Could have been worse. It might have been THIS bird, man!
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yes, that bird man would do some serious damage to his car, then he's have actual grounds to complain (not that a lack of grounds would stop him...lol).look! it's ghengis khan!
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just be glad elephants don't flyTo err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.
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And that dinosaurs no longer exist!Quoth joe hx View PostI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Birds are sort of related to dinosaurs. I would have come in and said:Quoth XCashier View Post
Dinosaurs pooped on my car, you owe me a car wash.
Because that would sound better.Comment
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He's lucky it was a bird. From some of the stories I've read on here, it could just as easily have been a human!When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Please tell me you're kidding.
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