Short and sweet. I'm still dealing sadly with some of the suckitude from the rather long thread I had a couple weeks ago...will have an update to that soon.
This one however, is interesting. A client asks me how much it is to swap out a prize image on his site.
Seraph: Just one prize, right? And over there where it will be isolated from the rest of the image?
SC: Yeah
Seraph: If its only ONE prize, and its in that specific spot, it'll only be $1 to fix it.
SC: Great!
Seraph: Ok, so what do you want there instead?
SC: That's great
Seraph: Glad you like the price. Do you know what you want in place of the current prize?
SC: Yep!
<I wait an admittedly awkward three whole minutes>
Seraph: ....Can you tell me what you want there?
SC: Oh, sure!
<Three MORE minutes pass>
Seraph: Um....I need you to tell me what you want, so I can swap it out.
SC: Oh, I haven't decided yet!
Seraph:
So I end up waiting TWO DAYS for him to finally tell me what he wants. All of a sudden, while I'm in the middle of working on a different project, I get a message from the client with four images attached. Wait, four?
Seraph: Hey, got your message. Why did you send me four images?
SC: Oh, because I want that prize there switched out, and that one in there, and those two there changed. I'll send you the dollar right after you're done.
Seraph: You realize that the dollar charge was for changing one prize, in an isolated spot. You're asking for me now to edit a photo where I will need to add perspective to the prize, proper shading, etc etc.
SC: Oh....how much is that gonna be? $2
Seraph:
I'll do it for only $6.
SC: OMG!! Well...I guess I'll have to be ok with that then. Switch out those images!
I mean, seriously...I made sure I was crystal clear what the first quote entailed, and he still took it as "Will Change ANYTHING In Regards To It For A Dollar".
I really, really freaking need to break out of this industry of sites. Badly. ><
This one however, is interesting. A client asks me how much it is to swap out a prize image on his site.
Seraph: Just one prize, right? And over there where it will be isolated from the rest of the image?
SC: Yeah
Seraph: If its only ONE prize, and its in that specific spot, it'll only be $1 to fix it.
SC: Great!
Seraph: Ok, so what do you want there instead?
SC: That's great
Seraph: Glad you like the price. Do you know what you want in place of the current prize?
SC: Yep!
<I wait an admittedly awkward three whole minutes>
Seraph: ....Can you tell me what you want there?
SC: Oh, sure!
<Three MORE minutes pass>
Seraph: Um....I need you to tell me what you want, so I can swap it out.
SC: Oh, I haven't decided yet!
Seraph:

So I end up waiting TWO DAYS for him to finally tell me what he wants. All of a sudden, while I'm in the middle of working on a different project, I get a message from the client with four images attached. Wait, four?
Seraph: Hey, got your message. Why did you send me four images?
SC: Oh, because I want that prize there switched out, and that one in there, and those two there changed. I'll send you the dollar right after you're done.
Seraph: You realize that the dollar charge was for changing one prize, in an isolated spot. You're asking for me now to edit a photo where I will need to add perspective to the prize, proper shading, etc etc.
SC: Oh....how much is that gonna be? $2
Seraph:

SC: OMG!! Well...I guess I'll have to be ok with that then. Switch out those images!
I mean, seriously...I made sure I was crystal clear what the first quote entailed, and he still took it as "Will Change ANYTHING In Regards To It For A Dollar".
I really, really freaking need to break out of this industry of sites. Badly. ><
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