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Hi. It's me, Agent Skippy 
I've been away, but I have been reading weekly. It's just in my squad(3 PM til 11 PM) not a whole lot happens that we have to deal with(no surprise: we're called the Party Squad). Usually life in Swing Shift at Wyntek(fake name) is very boring...until today. This is my actual report(names and locations censored) that I, for the sake of YOU THE AUDIENCE :-) smuggled out of there:
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On August 18, 2010, at 1534 hours, I, Skippy of Wyntek SECCOM received a report from Building 9 Lobby Ambassador <Caller 1> that a Bolo(AUTHOR NOTE: Be on the Look out..Basicly a person who is banned from property) had entered the building ten minutes prior to the call. C1 explained that a woman, <moron 1> had entered the Building-9 lobby at approximately 1522 hours and said she was a former employee there to see her former co worker <moron’s friend> When <morons friend> was contacted she informed <Caller 1> to send <moron 1> to Building 19.
After <moron 1> left the building, <caller 1> checked “<moron’s name>” in the Profile Management Database because she had mentioned she was a former employee. When <Caller 1> saw in the “notes” section the individual was a BOLO (#22 of 2004) she contacted security where I took the initial report and got a description of the bolo. She was described as being a thin, stressed-looking Caucasian with light brown hair, wearing a black dress and carrying papers.
I contacted Security Mobile Supervisor <Awesome guy 1> and informed him of the situation while SECCOM Lead Operator Skrappy contacted Security Coordinator <guy you don’t want to mess with or anger>. With Awesome guy 1 en route to Building 19, I dispatched Security Officer < Ninja Doctor >to assist.
I then called Caller 1 who said she was talking with Building 19 Lobby Ambassador <Caller 2> was asking if she should activate duress or not because <Moron 1> was there. She was informed not to, as Security was en route. At 1537 it was confirmed <Moron 1> was still present.
Security then arrived and intercepted<Moron 1>, who was then escorted off property.
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So apparently, according to the statement of the Security Supervisor, she played the "I'm friends with the CEO and will have you fired" cardwhile SECCOM(My Unit: Security Command) oversaw the incident and relayed intel, the Regional(east coast) Security Coordinator was on the Phone with HR, and the Security Supervisor was right up her ass.
Translation: She was told basicly "we don't care. HR says you aren't allowed on property GLOBALLY. Adios."
FAIL!
STAY TUNED FOR THE AFTERMATH!
I've been away, but I have been reading weekly. It's just in my squad(3 PM til 11 PM) not a whole lot happens that we have to deal with(no surprise: we're called the Party Squad). Usually life in Swing Shift at Wyntek(fake name) is very boring...until today. This is my actual report(names and locations censored) that I, for the sake of YOU THE AUDIENCE :-) smuggled out of there:
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On August 18, 2010, at 1534 hours, I, Skippy of Wyntek SECCOM received a report from Building 9 Lobby Ambassador <Caller 1> that a Bolo(AUTHOR NOTE: Be on the Look out..Basicly a person who is banned from property) had entered the building ten minutes prior to the call. C1 explained that a woman, <moron 1> had entered the Building-9 lobby at approximately 1522 hours and said she was a former employee there to see her former co worker <moron’s friend> When <morons friend> was contacted she informed <Caller 1> to send <moron 1> to Building 19.
After <moron 1> left the building, <caller 1> checked “<moron’s name>” in the Profile Management Database because she had mentioned she was a former employee. When <Caller 1> saw in the “notes” section the individual was a BOLO (#22 of 2004) she contacted security where I took the initial report and got a description of the bolo. She was described as being a thin, stressed-looking Caucasian with light brown hair, wearing a black dress and carrying papers.
I contacted Security Mobile Supervisor <Awesome guy 1> and informed him of the situation while SECCOM Lead Operator Skrappy contacted Security Coordinator <guy you don’t want to mess with or anger>. With Awesome guy 1 en route to Building 19, I dispatched Security Officer < Ninja Doctor >to assist.
I then called Caller 1 who said she was talking with Building 19 Lobby Ambassador <Caller 2> was asking if she should activate duress or not because <Moron 1> was there. She was informed not to, as Security was en route. At 1537 it was confirmed <Moron 1> was still present.
Security then arrived and intercepted<Moron 1>, who was then escorted off property.
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So apparently, according to the statement of the Security Supervisor, she played the "I'm friends with the CEO and will have you fired" cardwhile SECCOM(My Unit: Security Command) oversaw the incident and relayed intel, the Regional(east coast) Security Coordinator was on the Phone with HR, and the Security Supervisor was right up her ass.
Translation: She was told basicly "we don't care. HR says you aren't allowed on property GLOBALLY. Adios."
FAIL!
STAY TUNED FOR THE AFTERMATH!
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