I had two Interesting customers recently. One was the run of the mill SC, who gave me a $20 bill that he took from his underwear, in the vicinity of his crotch.
Needless to say, I picked it up with a plastic bag, like doggy do, and deposited it in the drop box. Guy didn't even bat an eye. Then there's the lil ol lady who made my coworkers' day brighter. (And no, I don't begrudge them it, it's funny in retrospect.)
Me: Cute, but very "top-heavy," and slim, to the point where I'm used to comments from friends, relatives, and strangers.
L: Little old lady, wonderful person usually
Me: How are you today?
L: I'm fine. You look tired, how's the new baby?
Me: Baby?
L: Never mind, dear.
I rang her up, and was confused for the next few hours.
She came back later, to explain.
L: You just looked SO tired, and my dear, THOSE are nursing breasts!
A couple of my coworkers have been chortling since.
Needless to say, I picked it up with a plastic bag, like doggy do, and deposited it in the drop box. Guy didn't even bat an eye. Then there's the lil ol lady who made my coworkers' day brighter. (And no, I don't begrudge them it, it's funny in retrospect.)
Me: Cute, but very "top-heavy," and slim, to the point where I'm used to comments from friends, relatives, and strangers.
L: Little old lady, wonderful person usually
Me: How are you today?
L: I'm fine. You look tired, how's the new baby?
Me: Baby?
L: Never mind, dear.
I rang her up, and was confused for the next few hours.
She came back later, to explain.
L: You just looked SO tired, and my dear, THOSE are nursing breasts!
A couple of my coworkers have been chortling since.
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