A Little Bit Of Public Nudity...(short)

[ralerin]

2 small stories from Aid of Rite today.

The Good China

Saturday night, there was a woman who came in wearing a shirt, sheer skirt...and nothing on underneath. Therefore, her entire "china cabinet" was on display for everyone to see. I thankfully wasn't there to see it, so I have no idea about the condition of said china cabinet.

Public Pissing Ground

Apparently our backdoor is a urinal. Who knew? 2 teenage screwballs decided to pee on the door.

Bonus: A Little Bit Of Vino

There's a very dirty, smelly, horrible looking customer who wears the same thing every day (maybe he's homeless?) who comes in all the time, heads to the wine section, turns around and leaves. Manager S1 thinks he was stealing wine, didn't have proof, until today, when she caught him stuffing a bottle down his grimy shorts. She walked up, asked for the wine back and said if he comes in, she will call the police.

I don't think he wears underwear...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If that "china cabinet" is in the condition I suspect it is, it's probably in need of new door hinges b/c the old ones have worn out.

Here's the Take a hit, pass it down.

[NateTheChops]

Rank Aid Customers. Like Sea Monkeys, they prove utterly useless to all functions of life and yet they provide some semblence of entertainment.

[chainedbarista]

hey, i buy my scrips there and i'm not a baddie.

ergh, i hope they destroyed that bottle after the manager reclaimed it, just yuck.

as for the china cabinet, not only new doors and hinges, but a complete resurfacing too. oy!

[BlaqueKatt]

Rank Aid Customers. Like Sea Monkeys, they prove utterly useless to all functions of life and yet they provide some semblence of entertainment.

Hey sea monkeys can be used to give life to other things(use them as food)

[ralerin]

So I shop where I work, does that make me a sea monkey, Nate? =P

Still, he is right-in almost every Aid of Rite I've gone to, there's been people who are, for lack of a better word, "Bottom feeders". Not the brightest monkey in the sea...

[tropicsgoddess]

I shudder to think of the condition that SC's china cabinet was in.... You'd probably need a hazmat suit to even touch the wine bottle (that SC tried stuffing down his grimy, nasty grody ass shirt)and then destroy it.

[evilhomer]

You'd probably need a hazmat suit to even touch the wine bottle (that SC tried stuffing down his grimy, nasty grody ass shirt)and then destroy it.

I certainly hope it was destroyed. It makes me shudder to think of what might have happened to that bottle before I bought it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

There's a homeless guy who hangs out at Store1 (probably ever since they opened in 1995). Sometimes the smell can get pretty bad. Once or twice when I was working there the manager had no choice but to say something to him. He's cool, otherwise, though; keeps to himself. He would read the paper and put it back together neatly and put it away. If he took books to look at he always put them back. He's even been seen straightening up shelves just because he noticed they were messy. And sometimes you hear him singing to himself and he has a really good voice. I see him around town on his bike sometimes, too. They let him stash his stuff behind the door in the vestibule. It's sad and I always wonder what happened in his life that he got to this point.

[MoonCat]

Someone should introduce those two customers. It could be a match made in heaven!

[PhiSigGirl1988]

You know, when I first read the title, I thought that the public nudity would be from a guy, and I probably would've made a joke (or waited for Sheldon or someone else to make a joke) about the fact that you added "(short)" at the end of the title. However, no such jokes can be made since the offender was female. Bummer.

I think that wine bottle needs to be burned. That's disgusting. I wouldn't have wanted to touch it.

[mharbourgirl]

You know, when I first read the title, I thought that the public nudity would be from a guy, and I probably would've made a joke (or waited for Sheldon or someone else to make a joke) about the fact that you added "(short)" at the end of the title. However, no such jokes can be made since the offender was female. Bummer.

I think that wine bottle needs to be burned. That's disgusting. I wouldn't have wanted to touch it.

Aww, I'll give you a memory to make jokes with.

Way back in the ancient past, I was a cashier at a Wal-Mart that was near a psychiatric institution (no, that's not the joke!). In the area were a number of group homes for elderly patients who didn't need to be in the hospital but couldn't really live on their own. They had scheduled shopping days where the staff would take the residents to the mall for a couple of hours. Okay, that's the background.

So one day I'm stuck at the mall entrance registers ringing up, and one of these groups comes through. I'm patiently walking them through their purchases while one of the nurses wheels one of the residents just out into the mall, a few metres away from me. Said resident was an elderly man and he was a bit grouchy. He started insisting that he had to go to the bathroom, and he didn't want to wait for everyone else to get finished, he had to go NOW!. Got rather loud about it, and next thing anyone knew, he'd stood up, unzipped his pants, and proceeded to whizz all over the floor. Aside from the mind-bending capacity of his bladder, what he whipped out of his pants generally isn't seen outside of porn. Man was in his 70's, easily, and his.. ahem.. member... was a foot long.

So any guys worried about shrinking as they get older, there's a good possibility you'll end up with the opposite problem from what I couldn't avoid seeing. Yeah, that's a 14-year-old memory, and it isn't fading away any time soon.

[sylvier]

OK, now I'm going to start buying more bleach. Yuck and double-yuck!

[zzapp the witch]

Here's to hoping my bf has the opposite problem when we get old!

[Amina516]

Ive seen the long ones old men get. I attribute most of that to the skin losing its elasticity with age....thank god they dont work anymore b/c the world would be in trouble....thangs that big...just swinging around.