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"By the power vested in me by the state of inebriation,
I now pronounce you Drunk, and Disorderly.
You may kiss... my ass."
cookies for reference
I now pronounce you Drunk, and Disorderly.
You may kiss... my ass."
cookies for reference
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Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.
"A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain -
I have no idea where that came from, but I intend to remember it!Quoth infinitemonkies View Post
When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Your manager should have parked them and called the cops. I wouldn't want 2 drunken bozos driving around anywhere in my neighborhood.Comment
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perhaps Bender from Futurama?Quoth infinitemonkies View Post"FUCK NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKY ALIEN MOTHERSHIP ORANGES. " - Cookiesaur
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Munkie's NaNo WC: 9648Comment
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i'd like to see pics of this one.Only time I ever called the cops was after a customer passed out in his 'taters before staggering to his car.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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This one made me and Soul_Est lol. Thanks 
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