rawr brownies!

[HawaiianShirts]

I don't think the second woman really wanted that brownie after all. She wanted instant service. I'm almost hoping she was dumb enough to walk over to some other shop and order her dessert from them because she would have spent more time getting there than she would have spent just waiting to be helped.

Hmmm....what if I made you some brownies? They have marshmallow fluff, caramel sauce, and chocolate chips? You'll never guess the calorie count for it!

That sounds tasty! I'm not worried about the calorie count, though. My aunt (not really, but we could pretend) MaryLou always said that, as soon as you cut things like brownies and cakes and pies, the calories all fall out.

[TelephoneAngel]

That sounds tasty! I'm not worried about the calorie count, though. My aunt (not really, but we could pretend) MaryLou always said that, as soon as you cut things like brownies and cakes and pies, the calories all fall out.

Don't be ridiculous! That would never work!

What you have to do is get your friend to buy the brownie then you eat it off her plate, because if you take someone else's food the calories don't get transferred to you.

[dalesys]

Don't be ridiculous! That would never work!

What you have to do is get your friend to buy the brownie then you eat it off her plate, because if you take someone else's food the calories don't get transferred to you.

My great-grandmother would sneak the cobs from her corn onto sibling's plates so she could get more...

[Green_Fairy]

i heard that if you eat over the sink, all the calories go right down the drain. it's pretty fool proof.

[Magpie]

Pish posh. Store them up high. Calories don't like heights and run away in fear.