Special cases. Customers that you HAVE to mess with. *language*

[PepperElf]

But yeah man, bartenders usually ignore me until they serve me my first drink and see the tip I leave them.

one of my old navy supervisors said that's how to get really drunk at the bar or military functions.

when you get your drink at the bar put in a very big tip and say "Thank you!"... and that after that you'll end up getting stronger drinks.

[Iris Kojiro]

For the first customer, I wonder what would happen if someone offered him cybersex? I mean, not that it would happen, but still...would he take it literally? :P

[Ironclad Alibi]

I find this offensive!

I'm a travel agent and I have never, EVER stuck someone who pissed me off into a center seat near the lavatory on a cross-country flight.

Shame on you!

/end sarcasm

You mean there is an even worse seat for a cross country flight?

[superhotelworker]

I mess with the customers I know. Like a Cable company that sends me the same workers every week. THOSE guys are fun to agitate and tease mercilessly til they go to work. I get told me and John are they they come back we crack jokes with them in the morning.

Now the really stupid, not aware they just walked into a brick wall type guests, THOSE are fun to mess with too.