"Don't You YELL AT ME!"/Anecdotes From Others

[Legal Eagle]

Douche-bag

Apparently some woman wanted to buy a douche. Fair enough...but she begged manager S1 to go into the bathroom with her and guide her, step by step, through the process of using one.

You normally have to pay £30 for that kind of service

[roothorick]

There's a really recent story on Not Always Right that basically says someone wanted to purchase a rectum to use for his enema and it wasn't until the pharmacist explained to customer what a rectum was that customer actually got it and walked out, red faced.

This one?

Thank you, by the way, for giving me a legitimate reason to put the word "rectum" into a search box.

[ralerin]

Yup, that's the one.

And you're welcome?