Fecalpaint

[Eireann]

Be goin’ west,
Life be peaceful der
Be goin’ west
Shit got open air
Be goin’ west
Where da sky be blue
Be goin’ west
Foo, dats what we do!

Have you considered sending those lyrics to the Pet Shop Boys?

[Hyena Dandy]

Accordion Husky gets my money.

No matter how terrible the accordion is, the dog is adorable.

[morgana]

Just a question that has me frightened: HOW did the woman in that last call know it was her neighbor?

Otherwise, your usual superb comedic treatment, GK. I you.

[Gravekeeper]

Threadicus Ressurectus! >.>

Just a question that has me frightened: HOW did the woman in that last call know it was her neighbor?

If I recall correctly, the guy was kind of skizzy but she made the mistake of being polite to him whenever she saw him. Which he interpreted as "SHE LUSTS FOR MY FIG NEWTONS" and he became almost a stalker but not quite. Just leering at her in the hallway and what not. Till finally he got too weird, she told him off, he got weirder, she told the cops, but he wasn't doing anything illegal. Then he flipped his shit when he saw her leaving with another guy and when she came home.....fecal paint.

[morgana]

Pretty much what I thought . . . Hope they can jail the guy now (finally). Ugh.

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

Also if you go to all that trouble and don't sign your name, your not much of a stalker.







What?!

[Darkforge]

Also if you go to all that trouble and don't sign your name, your not much of a stalker.







What?!

sounds far too much like the voice of experience...

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

sounds far too much like the voice of experience...

Being from UK though, you'll have heard of the DJ Scott Mills? He used to have a segment on his show where folk could call in and tell everyone about the stalkerish stuff they've done/had done to them. My favourite (maybe not best choice of words) was the guy who's girlfriend told him she was leaving him and moving out. That night he got really drunk and decided to prove how much he loved her etc. etc.

He did this by dismembering all her stuffed toys and nailing them to the living room wall so that they spelled out her name!!

Now if that doesn't prove your a psycho hose beast love. I don't know what does.