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This is exactly why any bills I get with *anything* written or stamped on them go underneath with the hundreds if I'm on a register, or straight to the bank if I'm doing a deposit. "Jesus will return alive", "I grew hemp", "write this on ten more bills", phone numbers, anything. Because I know if I give it out as change it'll be to someone who disagrees and will blame me.
And it wouldn't make sense to require separate sites for each denomination, even if only ones actually have a George on them.
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
Why do I get the feeling that God hates rabid hypocrites like this woman a lot more than He/She/It hates people who are practising (homosexual) love? IT'S LOVE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, something the planet could do with a hell of a lot more of.
I bet she's one of those people who backs up every opinion she has with passages from the Bible, and just ignores the parts about selling your children into slavery, mixing fibres in the same garment, eating shellfish and pork, etc. If you're going to adopt and staunchly defend SOME of the socioreligious practises of an ancient culture, why not just take ALL of them? Jesus hates hypocrites.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. SO: Study hard. Be evil.
~Unknown
I see, thanks for that clarification. Is there a list of this somewhere that I missed, though?
There used to be, and it's possible that someone saved a version of it. Basically a list of joke rules, which people would post as a welcome whenever a new member showed up, varying slightly from one telling to the next. One of the others was to watch out for the monkey. But the site's been restarted oh, maybe five times since then, and "Rule #1" is all that's left. Notice that the rule is "No eating or drinking while reading this site because...", but (without exception that I've ever seen) people claiming to have "almost" broken the rule have actually broken it but managed, barely, to avoid the threatened consequences.
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
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