No likey the sun

[Anakah]

Everyday people surprise me with crazy things...

This guy was weird even before we started talking. He came up all in a rush and I could tell he was about to ask me a question, so I stopped couting and he yells:

WG (weird guy) NO, go go!

So I counted out the rest of his stuff and then he drops the crazy bomb on me:

WG: So... why are you so white? You live in the desert.

Me: Uh, I'm just not a day type of person I guess. I'm more of a night person.

WG: Are you a devil?

Me: Well, if I was I'd be making more money.

WG: Oh, I mean the good kind not the bad kind of devil.

I just kind of stare at him until another customer throws his stuff in my window and forces the weirdo to leave. Also, I wasn't aware that there were "good" or "bad" devils...

The weirdos are among us. And they always flock to me.

[superhotelworker]

Aww. Poor you. Sure, good devils.. like the kind that he was apparently drinking.. or wait, those are spirits.

I sowwy.

[Peppergirl]

It's possible it was a horribly misguided attempt at flirting. Like in a 'bad is good' kind of way.

[Anakah]

Its funny my mom said she thought it was a flirt too. Well, FAIL on his part. That and he was old enough to be my father. He wasn't a jerk but he just struck me as rather odd and possibly an escapee from the mental ward and jacked up on beer.

[bainsidhe]

WG: Are you a devil?

Me: Well, if I was I'd be making more money.

This comeback was beautiful.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Maybe the good kind are like the kind in Europe who help Saint Nicholas. Although, I can't see that anyone would mistake you for a Krampus.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Nothing wrong with being pale.

*hisses at the cursed Daystar. It BURRRRRNNNNNSSSS*

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

WG: Are you a devil?
Me: Well, if I was I'd be making more money.
WG: Oh, I mean the good kind not the bad kind of devil.

I think he got a bit mixed up by reading that Twilight is "for devil worshipers" (if they say it of Harry Potter they MUST be saying it of Twilight) and thinking that it is ABOUT the devil. Those devils with long canines, drinking blood.
Probably he was trying to be nice.
Yes, how not.

[Becks]

Nothing wrong with being pale.

*hisses at the cursed Daystar. It BURRRRRNNNNNSSSS*

Welcome to my life.

[Geek King]

Hmm, the old monster manual show devils as lawful evil, so I guess he counts following the rules and keeping your word as good, even if they do twist the laws and their promises to their own benefit whenever possible.



...I'll go geek somewhere else now.

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

Hmm, the old monster manual show devils as lawful evil, so I guess he counts following the rules and keeping your word as good, even if they do twist the laws and their promises to their own benefit whenever possible.

...so pretty much they will do everything to keep their promises. Even if their promises consist in "I'll rip your head off and defecate in your neck".
Hm, interesting characters, those. My half-orc (lawful neutral, and a bit dumb) had issues with one of them recently. Not a devil, I mean, a L-E guy. He died.

...I'll go geek somewhere else now.

Roll a D-10 to see if you make it out

[Mytical]

/geek mode

There are devils that can be good, and actually have free will. They are known as Jinn (depending on your definition of devil). Also in some stories and myths, Devils have different duties and not necessarily leading people astray or such.

/exit geek mode

Yes, sometimes I am the master of absolutely useless trivia.

[blas]

This is why I started going tanning. Please note that I am nowhere near as tanorexic as people like Snooki or people who never get out of those beds. Some parts of my body are quite dark, but I'm still nowhere near even olive complected.

I used to be so white, I couldn't even find makeup light enough for my skin. I always had a line. Not wearing makeup wasn't an option.

People teased me unmercifully about being so white. Not that you should change yourself to appease others, but no one makes fun of me now that I have pigment. I think it's so horrible that people have to tease someone because they are really fair. Sure, I was nearly translucent and I could glow in the dark, but what does it have to do with you?

I do enjoy being able to wear bright colors and makeup that actually matches my skin now. I still wear a fairly light shade, if you go by the whole spectrum from lightest to darkest.

Tanning is not good for you and I'm not condoning it, but I also work nights and I never get to go out in the sun, so it's not like I could naturally make myself darker. Only a few days here and there in the summer.

[Peppergirl]

/exit geek mode

Yes, sometimes I am the master of absolutely useless trivia.

And we wouldn't have you ANY other way.