Caller: The program guide for Nick2 says "Roseanne" should be on, but it's not.
Me: Thank you. I'll pass it along to... someone. We apologize for the error.
Caller: You're not going to put it on?
Me: I can't actually do that. We just show what Nickelodeon sends us.
Caller: But if the program guide says it's on, don't you have the responsibility to put it on?
Me: No. No, I don't.
Caller: You just don't want to, right?
Me: I can't put it on.
Caller: Why not? The program guide says it should be on. Why won't you just show it?
Me: Because we just show what the network gives us.
Caller: Nobody wants to take responsibility anymore.
Yeah... that's it. I'm just funny that way.
Me: Thank you. I'll pass it along to... someone. We apologize for the error.
Caller: You're not going to put it on?
Me: I can't actually do that. We just show what Nickelodeon sends us.
Caller: But if the program guide says it's on, don't you have the responsibility to put it on?
Me: No. No, I don't.
Caller: You just don't want to, right?
Me: I can't put it on.
Caller: Why not? The program guide says it should be on. Why won't you just show it?
Me: Because we just show what the network gives us.
Caller: Nobody wants to take responsibility anymore.
Yeah... that's it. I'm just funny that way.
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