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So if any of you've read Irv's recent thread on the person who crapped his pants and made a maze around the store with plops dripping down his leg...my story isn't quite as bad but still enough. The poo only got tracked through the photo department but said photo department at my Aid of Rite is in the middle of a very busy throughfare in the store. Luckily, manager S1 was the one who picked it up. Apparently the different plops were perfectly coiled, like a "Shmershey's" Kiss. 
"Get In The Car, Baby"
Another story about poor S, who manages to attract pervs galore.
So there's a semi regular customer and his wife/girlfriend/friend with benefits who come in every so often and buy beer. They are always a bit friendly (a bit overfriendly) to us. Yesterday night, S refused to come out of the breakroom even when I called her and so I rang out the customers. After they were gone, S came out and explained that when she was outside the other night on the phone with her mom, they came up to her and begged her to come into the car with them.
. Why? "Cuz we wanna have fun tonight."
Bonus: Nit-fricken-Pickers
So our summer stuff has gone on clearance to 75% off and our Back To School stuff has gone on clearance to 50%. Naturally this has attracted bunches of people looking for deals. Naturally I've had to deal with people saying "if it ain't 50 or 75% off I don't want it!" Naturally, we have a full basket of returns.
"Get In The Car, Baby"
Another story about poor S, who manages to attract pervs galore.
So there's a semi regular customer and his wife/girlfriend/friend with benefits who come in every so often and buy beer. They are always a bit friendly (a bit overfriendly) to us. Yesterday night, S refused to come out of the breakroom even when I called her and so I rang out the customers. After they were gone, S came out and explained that when she was outside the other night on the phone with her mom, they came up to her and begged her to come into the car with them.
. Why? "Cuz we wanna have fun tonight."Bonus: Nit-fricken-Pickers
So our summer stuff has gone on clearance to 75% off and our Back To School stuff has gone on clearance to 50%. Naturally this has attracted bunches of people looking for deals. Naturally I've had to deal with people saying "if it ain't 50 or 75% off I don't want it!" Naturally, we have a full basket of returns.
. That would be somewhat excusable.
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