Yesterday made me so glad that I only worked one day of Labor Day weekend.
Cleanup On Aisle 3 A couple manages to drop a bottle of olive oil, that's not the sucky part. Watching the girlfriend burst into tears and clutch her boyfriend was. Having them stand there staring at the puddle while I'm trying to clean it up was. Commenting on how hard olive oil is to clean up was.
Pennies From Heaven An elderly woman comes in with her daughter and grandkids and asks if I mind her paying some of her total in change. Like an idiot I said yes. A dollar fifty in pennies, a bunch of crumpled ones, and a line of annoyed people commence.
Get Out A man comes in and buys a lot of stuff. He says no to a receipt and leaves. Ten minutes later, he shows up wanting to see it. After a futile attempt to find it in the garbage can, I print out a new one. He examines it and notes that I overcharged him for an item.
SC: What is this $9.00 charge on my receipt?
Me: That is the prices of the milk
SC: A gallon of milk costs $9.00?
Me: No two of them cost $9.00
SC: I don't understand, it only says $9.00 once.
Me: Yes both gallons cost $4.50, together they are $9.00
SC: But I thought it was on sale for $3.00
Me: That's a different brand.
SC: I'd hate to be a pain in the ass but I'm gonna grab the milk from the car and exchange it for the cheaper ones
If you hate to be a pain in the ass, stop acting like one.
Cleanup On Aisle 3 A couple manages to drop a bottle of olive oil, that's not the sucky part. Watching the girlfriend burst into tears and clutch her boyfriend was. Having them stand there staring at the puddle while I'm trying to clean it up was. Commenting on how hard olive oil is to clean up was.
Pennies From Heaven An elderly woman comes in with her daughter and grandkids and asks if I mind her paying some of her total in change. Like an idiot I said yes. A dollar fifty in pennies, a bunch of crumpled ones, and a line of annoyed people commence.
Get Out A man comes in and buys a lot of stuff. He says no to a receipt and leaves. Ten minutes later, he shows up wanting to see it. After a futile attempt to find it in the garbage can, I print out a new one. He examines it and notes that I overcharged him for an item.
SC: What is this $9.00 charge on my receipt?
Me: That is the prices of the milk
SC: A gallon of milk costs $9.00?
Me: No two of them cost $9.00
SC: I don't understand, it only says $9.00 once.
Me: Yes both gallons cost $4.50, together they are $9.00
SC: But I thought it was on sale for $3.00
Me: That's a different brand.
SC: I'd hate to be a pain in the ass but I'm gonna grab the milk from the car and exchange it for the cheaper ones
If you hate to be a pain in the ass, stop acting like one.
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