Sure, Let Me Pull the Computer Out of My...

[AtDIelement]

I think you get the idea...

Sighting or SC? I'm not sure, so mods please move accordingly.

I was doing my usual shopping at the local Wally World when I ran into one of my customers from the bank... Who wouldn't go away!

SC: Hey Element!
Me: Oh... Hey...
SC: Shopping?
Me: Yeah...
Please go away, please go away.
SC: Let me tell you something! Shiiiiit Your bank charged me an overdraft fee... Take care of this.
Me: I'll take a look next time I work, if you want to stop in the ba...
SC: NO!! NOW!!!
Me: Eh...?
SC: Refund the fees for me! I know you can do it.
Me: How can I do it? I'm not at work. I don't have computer access.
SC: Don't give me that bullshit. I know you can.
Me: No, I can't... Anyway, have a good day.
SC: Don't you walk away from me!

And she continued to follow me around, telling me to make a phone call and get the fee refunded... Which I couldn't do anyway. Eventually she got the hint when I told her:

Me: Look, I'm not at work, therefore I can't help you. And, honestly, I can now guarantee you when you come into the bank to complain about this... You will not be getting a fee back. Now, please let me finish my shopping in peace or I'll be forced to let a Wally World employee know that you're harrassing me.

I just wanted to go home and enjoy my white cheddar kettle cooked popcorn.

[Bright_Star]

You were more civil than I would have been.

[zombiequeen]

Wow, what a nasty person! It's a good thing you kept your cool, I would have probably started crying or sic my husband on someone who was being that rude.

[shankyknitter]

That's just... wow... no words. So much suck! I'm pretty sure she could have given a black hole a run for its money. That's just... excessively sucky.

[superhotelworker]

much nicer than me.

[bainsidhe]

Do you really wanna anger the person with access to your personal information and financial accounts? Really??

[NateTheChops]

Pretty much anytime a customer approaches me when I'm not being paid to deal with them is a sucky time. More to the point, when the customer asks me work related questions when I'm further from said workplace than the south pole is from the north.

If I'm not wearing my uniform or any clothing that identifies me as an employee of the place I'm working at, I give the person the full brunt of my attitude. Let them complain to my boss. The boss knows my schedule and I'm not accountable to them off the clock.

[Blade_Raver]

That SC was a complete and utter douchebag.

My response would have been something along the lines of:

"Really? You want me to do it right here, right now.. in the middle of a damn supermarket? How do you expect me to do this? Why don't you go back to the bank and have them fix it for you? I might be a worker at the bank, but that doesn't mean I'm your damn slave. Get the fuck outta my face or I'll have you arrested for harrassment."

[vikingchyk]

My response would have been:
"Are you on drugs?
if they say no...
"Should you be???"

[Kristev]

Oh my word. She really though bothering you like that, and practically stalking you, was a good way to get what she wanted?

"Beep, beep! This is the emergency alert system. Your brain is running only on fumes. Please advance directly to your nearest library to replenish your mental tank."

[ravevolution]

Wow. you defiantly kept your cool better than I would have. I would just give the 'look im not at work, im not being paid to help you or to be nice, so leave me the #@()* alone"

[TheSHAD0W]

I would've just walked to the front desk and told them she was harassing you, and watched the fun as they either escorted her out or called the cops.