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  • Someone stole the DeLorean....

    Just got off the phone with a lady who said she'd lost her username and password for our website.

    Now, we can't access anyone's user name or password, or even be sure if they've registered with the website. There's only one person in our department who can, and she's out for lunch.... So I "pretend" I'm the caller, put all their information into the Forgot Login page, and it comes back with a message "The credentials as entered cannot be verified" which makes me believe she's never set up an account.

    When I tell her this, she insists that she's used the system before and something must be wrong with it today. She's tried 5 times to log in or to get her missing login information and nothing's working. I ask when she last was able to log in, and she says....

    "Oh, I don't remember. It must have been four years ago."

    The very best part? Even after I tell her that the system did not exist before August of this year, she keeps insisting that she used it to update information four years ago and that we (my agency, that is) has a problem we need to fix for her.

    So now I have to wait for our wonderful IT woman to get back from lunch so she can work her magic secret behind-the-scenes voodoo and double-check that no, this person has never had a log-in for the website.... And then I get to call her back and argue some more about what she actually has to do to make it work.

  • #2
    In another case of customers not being able to keep places straight... probabably was the website across the street or the one two blocks down
    There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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    • #3
      Quoth It's me View Post
      In another case of customers not being able to keep places straight... probabably was the website across the screen or the one two clicks down
      Fixed four letters.
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      • #4
        Apparently she was able to figure it out.... When our magic voodoo secret password wonderful IT lady checked the records, it showed that the caller created a user name & password approximately 20 minutes after insisting to me on the phone that she shouldn't have to do any such thing.

        *headdesk*

        Should I bother calling her back?

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        • #5
          Quoth Ashaela View Post
          Should I bother calling her back?

          Yup! Phone her back and tell here you found her account have have reset her password for her... and it is now "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
          There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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          • #6
            Quoth It's me View Post
            Yup! Phone her back and tell here you found her account have have reset her password for her... and it is now "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
            That sounds quite atrocious.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              That sounds quite atrocious.
              If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.
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              • #8
                When I saw the thread title, I was afraid the OP was Dave1982!


                Mike
                Meow.........

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                • #9
                  Damnit, why is it always the dumb people who get access to time machines? And why do they only use their powers to bitch out CSR's?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth JustaCashier View Post
                    When I saw the thread title, I was afraid the OP was Dave1982!


                    Mike
                    And I was wondering if someone would say that.
                    Last edited by Dave1982; 09-14-2010, 05:37 AM.
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