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You have bugs.
Hero can vouch for this one. He kind of heard it.
One of the bus drivers from hell, came down today. "I need to know if you can move me."
"I.. I can check." I knew that the painter was coming back today, so I had to be sure not to drop him in a room the painter was going to. So I asked, because I'm obviously not moving this jerk for no reason.
"Can I ask why you want moved?"
"I saw a roach! I can't sleep like that."
Yeah, fine. Whatever. I'm telling you it's not a roach, but you won't listen.. so here's your damn key, go away.
You know what he saw? A itty bitty little summer beetle. It's still warm enough they come in. It's not a fricken roach. And the beetle is HARMLESS! I hate bugs but I'm not afraid of these!
I didn't do it.
That creepy driver? He was hiding in another friends room. So.. when he came downstairs today, he wasn't excepting my mommy.
He went outside and brought Roses to mom. Yeah.. if that doesn't tip her off you're slightly bonkers...
Mom said nicely, "It's very sweet, but this, needs to stop. You brought roses to Barb for a lightbulb. It stops now. My night auditor has already complained that you're making them uncomfortable and my housekeeping is too. NO more."
Then, all of a sudden from him. "You will move me to king? This chair in my room is dirty."
Yeah, see. We've moved this dude 2 times cause of this, and the first time, it made sense. They'd just brought it in and he'd gone into his room before we could finish cleaning. We can't clean while he's in the room, so the housekeeping didn't bother trying or fighting.
The second time, there was NOTHING wrong with the chair, but John moved him so he shut the hell up cause John and I have no patience at 3 am. We just wanna get our breakfast done!
However, it's always been a QUEEN we've moved him too. The driver supervisor will not pay for kings. They're 6 bucks more. (With the tax.)
Mom shook her head, "No. Your boss isn't paying for kings. You stay in the queen, but I'll tell you what, I'll move you to a double so there's no chair and you have nothing to complain about. Will that work?"
Guy realized he's been caught twice, and just says "I stay."
Hero can vouch for this one. He kind of heard it.
One of the bus drivers from hell, came down today. "I need to know if you can move me."
"I.. I can check." I knew that the painter was coming back today, so I had to be sure not to drop him in a room the painter was going to. So I asked, because I'm obviously not moving this jerk for no reason.
"Can I ask why you want moved?"
"I saw a roach! I can't sleep like that."
Yeah, fine. Whatever. I'm telling you it's not a roach, but you won't listen.. so here's your damn key, go away.
You know what he saw? A itty bitty little summer beetle. It's still warm enough they come in. It's not a fricken roach. And the beetle is HARMLESS! I hate bugs but I'm not afraid of these!
I didn't do it.
That creepy driver? He was hiding in another friends room. So.. when he came downstairs today, he wasn't excepting my mommy.
He went outside and brought Roses to mom. Yeah.. if that doesn't tip her off you're slightly bonkers...
Mom said nicely, "It's very sweet, but this, needs to stop. You brought roses to Barb for a lightbulb. It stops now. My night auditor has already complained that you're making them uncomfortable and my housekeeping is too. NO more."
Then, all of a sudden from him. "You will move me to king? This chair in my room is dirty."
Yeah, see. We've moved this dude 2 times cause of this, and the first time, it made sense. They'd just brought it in and he'd gone into his room before we could finish cleaning. We can't clean while he's in the room, so the housekeeping didn't bother trying or fighting.
The second time, there was NOTHING wrong with the chair, but John moved him so he shut the hell up cause John and I have no patience at 3 am. We just wanna get our breakfast done!
However, it's always been a QUEEN we've moved him too. The driver supervisor will not pay for kings. They're 6 bucks more. (With the tax.)
Mom shook her head, "No. Your boss isn't paying for kings. You stay in the queen, but I'll tell you what, I'll move you to a double so there's no chair and you have nothing to complain about. Will that work?"
Guy realized he's been caught twice, and just says "I stay."
(I just couldn't resist...the 
made me do it).
Don't have any vacation time till then.
You all are so far away that two days just don't cut it though 
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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