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  • #1

    Some short quotes to confuse you...

    Email: I am tired of my TV always “cabling” at me.

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    Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!

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    Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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    Email: I feel stupid.

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    Customer: I’m a dumbass.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
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    Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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    So am I, now I want free services, on everything I use. That dumbass, only if it was that simple.
    Under The Moon Paranormal Research
    San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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    • #3
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post

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      Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.

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      That's right up there with one of my favorites, the caller who has everything, but doesn't have the income to support it. A reasonable person sees this creating two choices... drop some services or get a better income. However, most of my callers prefer a third choice:

      Caller: My cable bill is $125 a month. I can't afford that. What can you do for me?
      Me: Well, you can drop some of the premium stations, or return a few digital boxes, or...
      Caller: No. You got to lower your prices to what I can afford. What kind of deal can you give me?
      I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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      • #4
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        Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!
        Last edited by Gawdzillers; 01-13-2007, 01:46 PM.
        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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        • #5
          Quoth Phone Jockey View Post

          Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.
          When I was a "poor working person with a single income who struggle from payday to payday", ya know what? I did not have cable. I had dial up internet that cost $10/month, which I did need for school. Cable TV is not an necessity!
          -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
          -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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          • #6
            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
            Customer: I’m a dumbass.

            FINALLY!!!!!!!! One who knows it AND admits it!!!!!!!!
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
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            • #7
              Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
              Customer: I’m a dumbass.

              <snicker> I use this one when I am, in fact, a dumbass. It never fails to make the person laugh, and I end up with good service. I assume it is because I take responsibility for being stupid.

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              • #8
                Email: I feel stupid.

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                Customer: I’m a dumbass.
                Well consider the feeling mutual! I feel you're stupid and a dumbass too!

                Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.
                Right. I'm sure the cable company will get right on that. After all, they are in the business of giving away services for free and losing money.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                  Email: I just saw two channels on my TV just morph into one channel!!

                  Drugs are bad, m'kay?
                  People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                    Email: I am just a poor working person with a single income who struggles from payday to payday. Give me free services, please.
                    Sure! We'll be sending out a technician to unhook your cable and hook up an antenna!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RichS View Post
                      Sure! We'll be sending out a technician to unhook your cable and hook up an antenna!
                      Yes indeed. I wish more customers understood what this meant. They think we can just magically give them some "welfare discount" for their cable so they can have EVERYTHING & we can lose money. Makes sense to me! Maybe I'm a stupid dumbass too!
                      The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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