Skim milk is evil, and so am I. Plus bonus coverage.

[Grape The Cat]

Argh, skim milk!
I am cashiering I woman buys a gallon of whole milk, when it comes time for her to pay she leads off with.

ML: Milk Lady
Me: me

ML: You carry skim milk?
Me: Yes, we do.
ML: Gah that's disgusting. You shouldn't carry skim milk, only fat -ss people drink skim milk. You shouldn't be enabling them.
Me: uh..
ML: Only carry whole milk , my god whenever I see skim milk I want to puke, skim milk is evil.
Me:
ML: well, mention it to your manager.
Me: okay(thought but not said: Hell, she could use a good laugh.)
ML: Good
Me: Your total is $xx.xx.
ML: Okay. (pays by CC and leaves)

I'm what, now?

(I'm in electronics, cashiering)

CCM: Crazy Cailliou(sp?) Mom
Me: me
N: electronics worker
LG: little girl

CCM: Hi, do you have Cailliou DVDs?
Me: I'm not sure. If we do they'd be..
CCM: I'm asking you if you have them!
Me: I'm not sure. (to N) N, do you know if we have Calliou DVDs?
N: Yes, they're in the 2 for $10 rack.
CCM: ( to me)You're evil.
Me:
CCM: Cailliou is a boon to kids' shows and your selling it for $5?
Me: I guess we are.
CCM: It's worth more than that. You're just truying to get rid of it so that you can sell evil shows. Well, you won't get away with it! I'm gonna buy these DVDs but
I won't be happy. You hate Cailliou you evil man. Well, Cailliou is better than you. so hah!
Me: Okay.
CCM: 2 for $10 it's a crime, and evil
LG: But, mommy didn't we go here 'cause you said they'd be cheapest?
CCM; Not now honey! ( takes DVDs and leaves)

No dialogue in this one.
Old guy gets into his car, and backs up, slamming into a parked car. Then goes forward slightly and backs into the car again, he then does it a third time.. He manages to turn the car without hitting anything. and tears off, honking his horn at people who were unfortunate enough to be crossing the lot while he was driving. I got the tag number of the old guy's car and gave it to the police, who were coming in as the old guy went out.

[Becks]

Skim milk IS evil. 2% all the way!

[blas]

Silk is the way to go

But nothing beats the thick ooey gooey goodness of Kemps fat free choccy milk. Nothing feels better than a cold glass of that after a hard night of work.

[jedimaster91]

ML: Only carry whole milk , my god whenever I see skim milk I want to puke, skim milk is evil.

While I can certainly agree with that sentiment, I keep it to myself. I buy my 2%, other people can have their vaguely milk-flavored water.

Skim milk IS evil. 2% all the way!

w00t! *fistbump*

[EvilEmpryss]

1) People drink skim milk to KEEP from getting fat, hardening their arteries, or just because they prefer the consistency.

2) Caillou *is* an awesome kids show. Therefore, the store is being philanthropic by selling the DVDs so cheaply, allowing that many more people to afford to buy them. Bonus: Little girl called her stupid mother out for her hypocrisy right in front of you!

3) That old bastard needs to have his license taken away!

[Amina516]

Hey!!!

I am a parishioner of the church of Skim Milk.

Those people were off their meds.

2 for $10 is a STEAL on Cailliou DVDs..my daughter loves that show.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

1) People drink skim milk to KEEP from getting fat, hardening their arteries, or just because they prefer the consistency.

:

Tragically, this statement is true.

I have the opposite problem. You know how hard it is to find whole organic milk?

And I'm pissed right now because I am out of heavy cream for my coffee. I just now had to resort to putting butter and milk in there.

[wagegoth]

For a short while, when I was growing up, we had a milk cow. My mom skimmed most of the milk, leaving only a bit of cream that we stirred in. I got used to the consistency, so when 1% milk came out, I was one of the first to buy it. I still love it.

I miss raw goat milk. My parents had a friend with goats, and after we sold our cow (too much work and time), we bought milk from them. It tastes completely different from what you can buy in a store.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I was raised on skim milk. As a result, I don't like drinking whole milk because I can feel the cream coating the back of my throat, and it's weird. I can feel the same thing, to a lesser degree, with 1% and 2%.

Skim milk is not evil. At least, I don't blame it for me myself being evil.

[Cat]

I hate all milk (unless it's in a latte... Though I drink regular coffee black)

I do LOVE Silk...and I think the pumpkin flavor should be out soon...

[sportsmom]

I despise Caillou. I consider you more evil for selling it than if you didn't.

[blas]

Yay, another Silk lover!

Although I have to say I don't care for the flavors. I usually drink the light and extra calcium kinds. Gotta keep those bones strong!

[Merriweather]

Old guy gets into his car, and backs up, slamming into a parked car. Then goes forward slightly and backs into the car again, he then does it a third time.. He manages to turn the car without hitting anything. and tears off, honking his horn at people who were unfortunate enough to be crossing the lot while he was driving. I got the tag number of the old guy's car and gave it to the police, who were coming in as the old guy went out.

Selling lower-calorie healthier milk enables fat people.
Selling a good show cheaply is a bad thing.
I'm a logical person. Excuse me while my head now explodes.

On the last one, maybe the guy was French? When we went to Paris, people warned us that Parisians park by (ideally, gently) hitting the car in front of them, backing up and hitting the one in back, and so on until their car is wedged in. I dismissed it as exageration/fabrication. Until I saw example after example of it while there. Never seen anywhere else where parallel parking is a contact sport.

[TheMike]

Raised on true whole milk, straight from he farm (don't tell the FDA :P) unfortunately I've since become lactose intol...good thing the big 'S' carries Lactaid brand.

[freaktard]

We seem to have developed a lactose problem at our house, so we started exploring alternatives a while ago. My favorite so far is Silk Almond Milk. They also make almond milk ice cream which is pretty good.

I still use cream in my coffee, though. Everything else just tastes wrong.