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Here are my nominees for the craziest customer of the weekend at my pharmacy...
1. This very large and scuzzy woman comes up to the counter and says she is here to pick up her birth control pills. I search the computer and have nothing ready for her. She states that her doctor was supposed to call in the prescription yesterday. Apparently it didn't happen. Well, the lady turns around and yells to her husband standing way up the aisle, "Well I guess there won't be any sex for you tonight!"
2. This lady came in this morning with a prescription and wanted to wait for it. It would have normally only taken about fifteen minutes, but her insurance was giving us trouble. After about thirty minutes she storms up to the counter and say these exact words, "Jesus Christ! What the hell is taking so long? I am going to be late for church!"
3. A younger woman with an obvious chip on her shoulder comes up to the counter to order a refill on her Vicodin. I tell her that it is too soon to refill it. She should have about a ten day supply left. She states that she is out of it and doesn't know what happened. I apologize and state that we cannot legally fill it for ten more days. She starts to walk away from the counter and turns back to me and says loudly, "Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage stinks and so do you!"
4. The fourth nominee is a customer who called to tell us that she had been in earlier and that we didn't give her back her change at the register. She wanted to know when she could come back in to get it. We explained that we had to count the drawer and then we would let her know if we found it. We took her name and phone number. We then asked her how much money she was shorted. Guess how much? She was shorted 34 cents!
Who do you think should get the prize?
1. This very large and scuzzy woman comes up to the counter and says she is here to pick up her birth control pills. I search the computer and have nothing ready for her. She states that her doctor was supposed to call in the prescription yesterday. Apparently it didn't happen. Well, the lady turns around and yells to her husband standing way up the aisle, "Well I guess there won't be any sex for you tonight!"
2. This lady came in this morning with a prescription and wanted to wait for it. It would have normally only taken about fifteen minutes, but her insurance was giving us trouble. After about thirty minutes she storms up to the counter and say these exact words, "Jesus Christ! What the hell is taking so long? I am going to be late for church!"
3. A younger woman with an obvious chip on her shoulder comes up to the counter to order a refill on her Vicodin. I tell her that it is too soon to refill it. She should have about a ten day supply left. She states that she is out of it and doesn't know what happened. I apologize and state that we cannot legally fill it for ten more days. She starts to walk away from the counter and turns back to me and says loudly, "Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage stinks and so do you!"
4. The fourth nominee is a customer who called to tell us that she had been in earlier and that we didn't give her back her change at the register. She wanted to know when she could come back in to get it. We explained that we had to count the drawer and then we would let her know if we found it. We took her name and phone number. We then asked her how much money she was shorted. Guess how much? She was shorted 34 cents!
Who do you think should get the prize?
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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