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"Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage stinks and so do you!"
I broke rule #1 ... thank goodness it was tea out of my nose and not Dr Pepper. I would have laughed in her face, I couldn't have helped it.
"You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper
Tie between #3 and #4. #3 because that was too stupid for anybody over the age of 6. #4 because she's going to burn more than 34 cents worth of gas just coming back to pick up her change.
Any brain bleach left? The image of scuzz-central getting laid makes me feel all icky.
Speaking of brain bleach, I just introduced my neighbor to the term about a week ago. He is vastly amused. Of course, he was also amused by the term "reverse tetris" that I used yesterday... we were unloading his moving van into my his apartment.
(I tried to walk off with his bookshelves... he doesn't need all of them!)
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show
1. This very large and scuzzy woman...turns around and yells to her husband standing way up the aisle, "Well I guess there won't be any sex for you tonight!"
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