OK, people we've had several reports on this thread. We have rules against "failing to see the suck", as well as insulting the other members. Knock it off.
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostSC: What are your rates for (date)
Me: I have a blah room at $$$ and another room at $$$, and fina-
*phone slamming…click&
Me: Mother fucker!!!
Hey, fuckwit! Yes, you! Let me bring you in on a concept: you called me, you blazing asshole! We’re not wasting YOUR time because you called a well-known LUXURY property, and then realized that a well-known LUXURY property is *gasp* expensive!
However, this is not at all the most annoying thing. Apart from finding such stupidity mentally grating, it's actually a relief. They are terminating the call. They are not wasting my time. This is unlike the people who don't like the prices or the lease terms or the policies or whatever so they whine. They try to haggle the prices, so I explain that it's not like buying a car, under FEDERAL LAW I have to offer everybody the exact same specials... so they ask to speak with a manager. Really??? Or they ask what the minimum lease term is. I tell them. "Well, see, my problem with that is that I need something month-to-month. So do you have anything like that?" If month-to-month leases were an option, why would I have told you the minimum term was 6 months? Because I don't want to sell you an apartment and get a rental bonus, since I want to hoard all the short-term apartments for myself? You think I'll change our entire fundamental leasing structure just for you because you told me that's what you wanted? So that we can prepare it for you, then make like 2 months' rental income before having to do all the work to prepare it for another renter after you move out? If you think you can get a 1000-sq-foot 2-bed/2-bath in Uber-Wealthy Suburb for $700 on a month-to-month lease you are clearly huffing glue. Or, best of all, they want something furnished. Sorry, we don't have any. But the model I just showed them is furnished, why can't they move into that one? What? That's the owner's personal furniture, and we need the model to sell apartments? Why, that's false advertising! We are such thieving schmucks!
/rant
Anyway, your pwnage of that prank caller was utterly magnificent! Made my day.
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Quoth MadMike View PostOK, people we've had several reports on this thread. We have rules against "failing to see the suck", as well as insulting the other members. Knock it off.
/runs away...."That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostCan we still be insufferable smartasses?
/runs away....Quoth bardicwench View PostIf we're not allowed to be smartasses, there go half the threads on this board!
Seeing as even a short-term ban of smartasses would drop at least *half* the traffic on this board, that won't be happening any time soon.
Just stop with the sniping at each other and the failure-to-see-the-suck...that's all we ask.
Carry on!"So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostIf it helps...it is posted on the website. In big letters and bold font, no less. Not even buried...it actually displays in 5 different places.
Hence, my aggravation.
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Quoth Peppergirl View PostIndeed.
Seeing as even a short-term ban of smartasses would drop at least *half* the traffic on this board, that won't be happening any time soon.
Sometimes, I'm asleep!"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostWhy am I not surprised?
Me: Alright, can I get your card number?
SC: xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
Me: And the expiration?
SC: …..
Me: …..
SC: Uh…I don’t know that.
Of course you don’t.Quoth KhirasHY View PostWhy not venture a guess though? I mean really, go ahead…just pick something that sounds like a pair of numbers in your head. Just blurt out the first thing comes to mind;
Oh, you weren't talking to me?
Sorry.Quoth KhirasHY View PostSC: How late do you hold a room? We won’t be there until 6.
Me: ??? We don’t just give your rooms away…
This one’s more of a gripe…to anyone who’s never worked in a hotel, this question gets asked ENTIRELY too much.Quoth KhirasHY View PostI can give simple instructions that he may be used to, whenever he calls for help as needed:
Pull open door.
Remove pants.
Remove underpants.
Sit on toilet.
Shit.
Congratulations, you didn’t shit your pants, and got it in the toilet! You win! Oh crap (no pun intended), I forgot to tell him to wipe though…damn, I knew there was a dangerous catch in what I was doing. At least I’m comfortably here on this side of the phone line while, presumably, he is wallowing around in his own feces. Somehow, the state of his now-ruined pants is hardly a surprise to me.Quoth KhirasHY View PostSC: (In a very poorly imitated English accent) I have a problem in my room.Quoth KhirasHY View PostSC: …Man…*sniff*
Me: ….Ho. Ly. Hell. Are you crying!?
FREAKIN'.
WAY.FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC
You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostCross me on a bad day with a prank call at your own peril, lest I leave you a blubbering mass of flesh, crying as you beat off to an old picture of Vanilla Ice into one of your mother’s grotesque sweat socks.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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