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It has been a tough week for me. I think I'm going to have to create another "This Is Ridiculous Corporate" thread in General Work Chat when I come back from work. 
But on to the surprisingly minor suck.
From 0-Nasty In .2 Seconds
So this woman comes up to me while I'm pulling apart next week's ad and begs me for an "Eastern Union". I look over to the terminal and say "But it appears to be closed at the moment."
"YOU GUYS DO IT!"
Luckily manager S1 was walking by and agreed to do it.
Woman calls me over to help her with the "Eastern Union" form since she's never filled one out and I say I can't help her.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not a member of management nor do I have the faintest clue how to fill one out."
"Psh!"
Bonus: What Are You, 5?
Halloween tctochke is out and it attracts kids and adults like magnets. I'm standing at the register that faces that aisle and there are two 30 something guys pulling out the plastic swords and having at each other.
I give them my Glare Of Disapproval (TM) and they drop the swords quickly. One of them points at the other guy and says, "He started it."
"So?"
"Well he started it!" *both slink away*
But on to the surprisingly minor suck.
From 0-Nasty In .2 Seconds
So this woman comes up to me while I'm pulling apart next week's ad and begs me for an "Eastern Union". I look over to the terminal and say "But it appears to be closed at the moment."
"YOU GUYS DO IT!"
Luckily manager S1 was walking by and agreed to do it.
Woman calls me over to help her with the "Eastern Union" form since she's never filled one out and I say I can't help her.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not a member of management nor do I have the faintest clue how to fill one out."
"Psh!"
Bonus: What Are You, 5?
Halloween tctochke is out and it attracts kids and adults like magnets. I'm standing at the register that faces that aisle and there are two 30 something guys pulling out the plastic swords and having at each other.
I give them my Glare Of Disapproval (TM) and they drop the swords quickly. One of them points at the other guy and says, "He started it."
"So?"
"Well he started it!" *both slink away*
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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