The Saddest Man

[TheMike]

ok, there is in fact a Storm Beanie in the catalog.

i am so totally picturing a prop-beanie with a lightening rod on top.

Like curry and Old Spice had a child named Tragedy

almost as good as the catpiss and garlic I had last week, had to turn on the fan to air out the store.

Me: "Spell your name for me please."
SC: “It's Mahendra” and SC: “Uuhhhh….order some uh, shoes, on uh….page 52.”

dammit you have 2 neurons, you must since you managed to dial a phone... try rubbing them together to make a spark!
as for the rest.. oh lordy !!

[TheRabbi]

Language is essentially consensual. You're both right AND wrong.

And spelling doubly so. Glad someone in here has some language sense, or I'd have to unleash my Hammer of Linguistic Fury, and I have to fill out paperwork if I use it more than once a month...

Also: I want something that comes from Moria! ...maybe a storm beanie made of mithril?

Also also: We don't want your rappers. Ship them somewhere else. Like LA.

[Andara Bledin]

So he’s just randomly wandering Vancouver asking anything vaguely female if it wishes to attend this sausage fest with him and his pathetic fellows.

There.... fixed that to more accurately reflect reality.

They are your cats and as a cat owner myself I would submit that no product on this planet that involves a screen is truly cat proof. Especially if that screen is between a cat and the outside world.

Quoted for truth. Nothing that is even vaguely screen-like can stop a cat from reaching the outdoors, no matter how hard you try. Heck, my cats managed to get through, not a screen door, but one of those decorative iron grate style security screens.

Never underestimate the power of cats over screen-style doors.

Silly yanks. Losing letters all the time.

No, no. We're just... more efficient! Yeah... that's it... more efficient.

>_>

^-.-^

[NateTheChops]

So...I do have to ask. What's going on at work? If you can't post it here that's cool, just want to know if everything's going kosher as I know full well the stress involved with workplace drama.

If it involves loss of hours, wages, or changes of regime or guard it's hard to leave at home and leads to sleepless nights. Especially if you can't bitch about it to someone off the clock.

So if it is confidential, I hope things are going well enough for you, but if it isn't let us know what's up.

[Seraph]

I should point out that while your head may be cold, thermal insulation is not measured in terms of “Frost Resistance” in the real world.

I'd like to present Exhibit A: http://www.jinx.com/world_of_warcraf...ce_zip_up.html

[Stryker One]

Language

I don't know, I think I can just about buy into the whole We-here-in-the-US-don't-speak-English-we-speak-American, and Canadians speak Canadian.

[superhotelworker]

To quote Eddie Izzard: We cheat at scrabble. (Going through the spelling of through & thru)

He sounds like one of my drunks. If it was, I'm sorry you dealt with him. LOL And please keep your rappers. My state has enough of them. Chicago would be pissed if you dropped another one there. LOL Take him to LA. They need more entertainment!

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, no, we don't need any more would-be entertainers here, thankyewverymuch. We breed more than enough of our own, already.

And if you'd dropped him off in LA today, he'd likely have expired of head exhaustion.

Hottest day ever recorded in the city! 113°f!

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[MoonCat]

Ladies, gentlemen, furries, et al, I would like to present the three nominations for Best Bit of Writing Seen Online in Way Too Long:

Like curry and Old Spice had a child named Tragedy.

He was of course instantly shot down. In flames. Plummeting out of control in a downward death spiral back towards the deck of the USS Bro-Fist while burning pieces of his dignity and self confidence trailed behind him.

In fact I would submit that any product advertising itself as “Cat Proof” was manufactured by a bunch of filthy liars unless somewhere on the box is stamped "Product of Moria".

Vote early and often. Thank you!

[Magpie]

And if you'd dropped him off in LA today, he'd likely have expired of head exhaustion.

Is this supposed to be a reason for GK to not drop him off in LA?

[Andara Bledin]

Is this supposed to be a reason for GK to not drop him off in LA?

*blinks*

Hmm.... you do have a point.

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[Becks]

Please, for future reference, know that the right answer to anything I ask you will never be “Take off your pants”.

Damn. There goes my plans. *pout*

[Andara Bledin]

Damn. There goes my plans. *pout*

Oh, no, don't you despair, Becks (or any of the rest of you fangirs/boys/etc), for his comment was directed at the caller.

So, there is still chance that at some point, the correct answer for some lucky individual might indeed be just that.

^-.-^

[houdini]

I wanna Stormed Beanie in Tulip! I have no idea what such a...thing....would be, but it sounds awesomely tacky.

Considering "pants" are underwear in England, and everyone speaks English therefore I am using the correct meaning, we're adding whole new meanings to a simple phrase...

[Becks]

Oh, no, don't you despair, Becks (or any of the rest of you fangirs/boys/etc), for his comment was directed at the caller.

So, there is still chance that at some point, the correct answer for some lucky individual might indeed be just that.

Oooooh, hope. I live on hope.

Hope and Pepsi.