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  • #16
    The only waffles in this story was the twatwaffle with the kids.

    Bleh.

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #17
      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      "My dad has a picture of you in our room."
      *whimpers* Bad Grave. BADDD Grave!

      And it was said in a creepy way, but the guy had been following me around the lobby while I was setting up breakfast since 4! I asked him nicely to leave me alone.

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      • #18
        rhetorical question, of course, but why would anyone on vacation be up at 4? if it was to catch a plane, he shouldn't still be there with kids at 6am.
        Honestly, I would be still asleep, damn any waffle jonsing.
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #19
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          rhetorical question, of course, but why would anyone on vacation be up at 4? if it was to catch a plane, he shouldn't still be there with kids at 6am.
          Honestly, I would be still asleep, damn any waffle jonsing.
          Or maybe he just hadn't gone to sleep yet?
          "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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          • #20
            Okay, now I know I'm not awake yet. Somehow I ended up thinking about both waffles and May-December relationships simultaneously.
            My other car is a Mackinaw.

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            • #21
              Quoth depechemodefan View Post
              damn any waffle jonsing.
              The first time I read this, I thought it said "waffle jousting". Now that's a sport!
              A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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              • #22
                'he has a picture of you on his computer...and cell phone.'

                wow, 5 kids and old; how can you resist the temptation?

                waffle joust starts...NOW!

                TA DAHHH!
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #23
                  Quoth donruss View Post
                  I'm sorry, I do not see the suck in the guy telling his kids you were "cute".
                  Alright everyone, WE HAVE A RULE AGAINST FAILING TO SEE THE SUCK!!! In fact, the Site News thread on that very subject was bumped recently.
                  "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                  RIP Plaidman.

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                  • #24
                    Nom Nom Nom

                    WAFFLES! WHERE DO WE LINE UP?!

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Stryker One View Post
                      WAFFLES! WHERE DO WE LINE UP?!

                      *points* Twatwaffles are that way... regular waffles are on hold until the machine stops trying to set people on fire.

                      But go have fun with the twatwaffles, k?
                      "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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                      • #26
                        LMAO Oh my gods.. I go to sleep and come back to this.. You are all fun.
                        Yeah, apparently he asked one of the regulars outside if I was single. I love the regular. "Nope, and she doesn't play with guests either." and walked away.
                        I swear, I need to hug the man next time he comes back.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth superhotelworker View Post
                          Yeah, apparently he asked one of the regulars outside if I was single. I love the regular. "Nope, and she doesn't play with guests either." and walked away.
                          I swear, I need to hug the man next time he comes back.
                          Or send him a nice plate of waffles!

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