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So at the moment there’s this wonderful blend of scents in the air that make the office smell like vanilla with a delicate twist of raw ass.
two pimp wannabes who can't even grab a penny between themselves; that is just sad.
i'm thinking, gk, that your misfortune precedes the four horsemen...and the end of the world.
mac n cheese for you.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)
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Am I the only person who generally feels bad after laughing at a GK post?
I mean, I like your writing and you're a brilliant person with talent that is being wasted in what is possibly the 7/11 of call centers so I consider myself privileged to read your work. I hope one day to have an autographed book by you and I don't make this statement likely, though you are doubtless tired of hearing it.
But I also can't stand to see someone else suffering.
I mean, I like that guy from Colorado who sawed his own arm off too, but I would be just as happy if he hadn't been trapped under that boulder to begin with.
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Oh, yay, it's Monday!
I probably shouldn't be so happy it's Monday, but I (like so many others) love these posts.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI am well and truly the harbinger of misfortune, aren’t I?
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI’d just like to mention that anyone who has recorded a song ( Especially a "novelty" one ) as their answering machine message should be beaten with that answering machine until that answering machine no longer functions and can no longer play back that song.
We had one friend who said he would never call us again, lest he get the answering machine.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “I’m sorry, you’ve called the wrong number.”
SC: “Why?”
Quoth Amina516 View PostI dont quite understand how youre still "sane".
Quoth chainedbarista View Posti'm thinking, gk, that your misfortune precedes the four horsemen...and the end of the world.
Are we certain that he isn't one of them? >_>
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth NateTheChops View PostAm I the only person who generally feels bad after laughing at a GK post?
I mean, I like your writing and you're a brilliant person with talent that is being wasted in what is possibly the 7/11 of call centers so I consider myself privileged to read your work. I hope one day to have an autographed book by you and I don't make this statement likely, though you are doubtless tired of hearing it.
But I also can't stand to see someone else suffering.
I mean, I like that guy from Colorado who sawed his own arm off too, but I would be just as happy if he hadn't been trapped under that boulder to begin with.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
Document everything
CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post"Taco Hole"?
I could no more dine at a place called the Taco Hole than I could at a place called the Fur Burger.
Although I'm sure the workers at the Fur Burger might be interested in those weasel-fur thongs for the crew.Be Nicer To Retail Workers 2K18, also known as: stop being an incredibly shitty human to people just doing their job.
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"Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “So 3 is a package, ok, so, uh, so the odds are, the one ticket is considered like.....You get 3 tickets there……and uh…..ok….ummm….........uh....”
I never thought I would say this but: I’m afraid you’re just not intellectually qualified to purchase a lottery ticket.
As always, your misery entertains. Thanks for sharing.You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.
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My office is cursed. Its the only explaination Even after the gas leak, the next day we had the busiest lottery deadline in 2 years. Then the morning after that someone committed suicide on the street next door to our building so anyone leaving, such as myself, exited directly into a crime scene. >.>
The strange misfortune is beginning to spread to coworkers too....[/QUOTE]
I think it was the witch doctor from Nunavut that put the curse on your office. Somehow they found out they were being picked on.
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Quoth KMMCurly View PostPost a warning before you link to tv tropes! I've just lost an hour and a half!The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
My office is cursed. Its the only explaination Even after the gas leak, the next day we had the busiest lottery deadline in 2 years. Then the morning after that someone committed suicide on the street next door to our building so anyone leaving, such as myself, exited directly into a crime scene. >.>
The strange misfortune is beginning to spread to coworkers too....I was not hired to respond to those voices.
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Quoth poofy_puff View PostLike I said in another thread - you would probably make an excellent psychiatric healthcare worker. You could still be the Gravekeeper!
Also, I doubt I am the 5th Horsemen. Since "War, Pestilence, Famine and Death" is much snappier and ominous than "War, Pestilence, Famine, Sarcasm and Death". -.-
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Quoth KMMCurly View PostPost a warning before you link to tv tropes! I've just lost an hour and a half!
You're lucky you got away after just 90 minutes.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostAlso, I doubt I am the 5th Horsemen. Since "War, Pestilence, Famine and Death" is much snappier and ominous than "War, Pestilence, Famine, Sarcasm and Death". -.-
It's War, Pestilence, Snark, Famine, and Death.
See, you're in the middle and have a slightly different moniker. Much better, yes?
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth KMMCurly View PostPost a warning before you link to tv tropes! I've just lost an hour and a half!To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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