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  • It's a Jersey Thing (Language)

    NSFW=Not Safe For Work.
    NSFW=/=Not Safe For Whiskey. I'm sure it's plenty safe for Whiskey.

    OK, so the SC's accent is irrelavant. The Language of Asshole has no barriers.

    SC comes to the desk to ask about rates.

    SC: I need something fairly cheap. She (pointing to the girl he's with) is already costing me a lot. What time is your checkout?
    Me: 11:00
    SC: Tomorrow (Monday) morning?
    Me: No, this morning. It's still considered Saturday night.
    SC: How is it considered Saturday night? It's 5:30 in the morning.
    Me: Housekeeping still needs to clean the rooms from Saturday.
    SC: Well they better hurry their asses up.
    Me: They're not even here.

    I get his info.

    Me: Can I just get your ID please?
    SC: I don't have one.
    Me: I need an ID if you want to check in.
    SC: Can't you use hers?
    Me: Sure.

    I ask the gf for her ID.

    SC: But I still want to use my CC
    Me: I'm sorry but I can't. The name on the CC and ID need to match.
    SC: Can I pay cash?
    Me: Yes, but I still need ID. Plus, I'll need a $100 deposit that you'll get back in the morning.

    They give me $80.

    Me: Thank you. I just need the $100 deposit and you're good to go.
    SC: Oh I get it. You're busting my balls because I busted yours earlier.

    My Supervisor who I retell this story to: How can I bust something that's not there?

    Me: No I'm not. Everynoe who pays cash needs a $100 deposit.
    SC's GF: Where's the closest ATM?
    SC: Fuck this. We're not paying a fucking deposit. Let's go.
    Me: Is it really necesary to swear at me?
    SC: No. Sorry.

    I hand back SC's gf her ID back. She sheepishly apologizes and leaves to catch up with her bf. I have the window cracked open and I could overhear the SC talking about me and saying I'm an asshole.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

  • #2
    Two things:

    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    SC: I need something fairly cheap. She (pointing to the girl he's with) is already costing me a lot.
    *gag*

    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    SC: Well they better hurry their asses up.
    WTF. How's about you hurry your ass off our property. Sheesh.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      SC: I need something fairly cheap. She (pointing to the girl he's with) is already costing me a lot.


      I can just hear my mum now.....

      "Who's 'She' ? The cat's mother???"
      Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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      • #4
        Quoth Marmalady View Post


        I can just hear my mum now.....

        "Who's 'She' ? The Cat's Mother???"
        ... & the All Night Newsboys ...

        too many bands...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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