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  • If only all customers thought this way

    This guy wrote us an email and I know it was just a moment of grammatical stupidity, but I live everyday wishing it could come true.

    "I got a coupon from online and when I went to the store the cashier started to ask some personal questions, like my phone number... I got so upset, I decided not to live, she made me feel realy unconfortable in front of other costumers. I end up not using my coupon because of her umprofessionalism."
    Part Angel Part Sadist

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    Oh my dog, that is hilarious!

    "So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall!"

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    • #3
      Some of those coupon sites require you to register, provide a valid email address, and some even require age and birthdate. Glad he was offended by a phone#.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Freudian slip?

        And, really..."unprofessionalism"? Did he think she was asking these "personal" questions for the hell of it?
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Ya know, I find myself wondering how 'costumers' always seem to get dredged through the mud by SC's.
          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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          • #6
            If you look at the way he writes, he seems to get sloppier as he goes along with his complaint. My guess is that just by writing about his experience he began to shake and start mumbling to himself, maybe with a spot of drool on his chin, causing his script to become ever less clear and ever more put him into the dimension of his SC existence.
            Part Angel Part Sadist

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