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  • Guest from Hell (with a side of pwnage)

    Not the worst guest we've had, but he's up there.

    No long distance = bad customer service

    Note: Our phones aren't set up to call long-distance. You need a phone card for that. We used to sell phone cards, but our company couldn't work out a contract renewal with the phone card company so we don't sell them anymore. (I just realized that our company is actually really bad at losing contracts...will need to rant about that somewhere sometime.)

    SC wants to call his wife in Canada. CW tells him his options. SC starts cursing out CW. Eventually, CW calls Boss Man, who brings in his personal cordless for SC's use. SC said he's angry with our company for hiring CW since she gives poor customer service.

    No cannabis = bad customer service

    Housekeeper (HK) needed to clean SC's room. SC refused to leave the room until his cab arrives. Boss Man eventually tells HK to just start cleaning the room with SC in the room (a policy no-no, but HK is a tall, tough guy who can handle any crap SC throws his way). SC then asks HK for a joint. HK tells him even if he had one, there's no way in hell he'd give SC one. SC then goes on and on about how nice it would be if HK gave him a joint.

    No ass kissing = bad customer service

    Upon checking out, Other MOD asks SC if his stay was satisfactory, and SC screamed "F*** YOU!" Now, it is important to note here that SC's arm was in a sling. He had a phonebook, and he'd grabbed coffee from our lobby, and he soon realized that juggling a phonebook and a cup of coffee with one arm created difficulties when it came to opening the door. So he then proceeded to shout at Other MOD from the vending area: "Are you going to open this f***ing door for me or what?!?!?! Don't you provide any f***king service to handicapped people?!?!? Blargle blargle blargle!!!!"

    Would you like a side of pwnage with that?

    Now, while SC was berating Other MOD, Pervert Guest (PG) was sitting in the lobby. And while I don't care for PG, he's still a (creepily) friendly guy, and he has a way of telling things as they are, so I have to applaud him for what happened next. PG said to SC, "Hey man, that's something you gotta deal with. You're gonna have to figure things like that out for yourself. You can't rely on other people, 'cause there ain't always going to be other people there to help you." Cue catbutt face from SC.

    Other MOD got the door open for SC. He left, and Other MOD used her MOD powers to put him on the do-not-rent list.

    PG said that SC goes to his church, and is always trying to use his disability to get favors from other people. PG said he strongly suspects that SC isn't even really disabled at all.
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  • #2
    What a freak.

    Who the hell just asks people for drugs?

    Oh yeah, stupid people.
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    • #3
      Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
      Don't you provide any f***king service to handicapped people?
      Urm, and an arm in a sling is being handicapped?
      I mean, if he had asked, fair enough, but...
      No idea.
      Quoth blas View Post
      Who the hell just asks people for drugs?
      (argh, I was looking for a blushing smiley but I can't find one. Sorry all, you'll be missing my stupid joke)
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      • #4
        Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
        (argh, I was looking for a blushing smiley but I can't find one. Sorry all, you'll be missing my stupid joke)
        How about this one:

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        • #5
          That was all one person?

          The mind, she boggles.
          To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
          To pursue it with forks and hope;
          To threaten its life with a railway share;
          To charm it with forks and hope!

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          • #6
            If I were you, ask pervert guy which church he attends so you can track him down. It's possible he's using a fake disability to collect insurance on in which case wouldn't it be great if you could catch him in the act??!! Then you could get the ultimate pwnage.

            Sounds like a worthy project.
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            • #7
              Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
              Urm, and an arm in a sling is being handicapped?
              I mean, if he had asked, fair enough, but...
              There's a guy who sometimes shops at the wholesale club, whose arm is always in a sling. Judging from what I can see of his arm's basic shape, I think it's severely crippled/shriveled and otherwise useless. But this particular customer handles his handicap well and makes no trouble, so it isn't the same guy as this SC.
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              • #8
                yah, on the guy wiht the sling, cry me a river, bud; i managed to work and juggle pitchers of hot steamy milk while my arm was in my cast (and take notes for class, too, even though it was my dominant hand that was broken), i'm sure you can manage a book in one hand and a cup in the other. lazy bastard.

                as for the phone issue, sucks, but he was given an option he chose not to take; allowing some random dipshit to use your personal phone is beyond stupid.
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                • #9
                  Quoth blas View Post
                  What a freak.

                  Who the hell just asks people for drugs?
                  I guess you've never been to Austin..
                  I will never go to school!

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                  • #10
                    Arm-in-a-sling guy should see the fellow I saw recently walking into a local convenience shop. This man was missing BOTH HANDS. He had no prosthetics, either. That sounds a lot harder thing to deal with. I can sympathize if your guy has a genuine problem, but all he had to do was ask politely, why scream and swear at people?
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                    • #11
                      Yikes - with no hands, how does he shop?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                        SC then asks HK for a joint. HK tells him even if he had one, there's no way in hell he'd give SC one. SC then goes on and on about how nice it would be if HK gave him a joint.
                        HK: Fine, I'll give you a joint! (rips one of SC's fingers off and points to the upper knuckle) There, that's the distal interphalangeal joint, have fun!

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