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  • #16
    Next time, direct that idiot who hit on you here

    http://www.theuglybugball.com/index.php

    As for the second asshole, nothing angers me more than those who pull the race card. They're just trying to intimidate people to get their way. And how much do blenders cost anyway ? 15-20 bucks ? I'm sure that will go a long way in purchasing a uniform for his kid.
    Dammit !! ~ Jack Bauer

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    • #17
      If he actually bought a uniform for his kid.

      Uniform is a slippery term. Black slacks and a red polo or something similar. How hard is that?
      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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      • #18
        The second guy is when you whip out the phone book, open it to the front pages, then write down all the charity/support numbers.

        Hand him those, and say "Call those. They'll tell you who will GIVE you school uniforms and other school supplies." And then stonewall him on returning the blender. Cause hey, you've told him how to get what he claims to want.


        I'll bet he really wanted the cash for smokes or something.
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #19
          To the "father of the year" in the 2nd story: I'm not going to break store policy just because you failed to remember that your kid needs school clothes at the same time every year and didn't plan or budget accordingly, and, no, returning an item past it's return date does not constitute planning or budgeting. Oh, I'm not racist, I'm misidiotaic


          Am I the only one that figures they'd used the blender and just grabbed it to return because they happened to still have the box and receipt?
          Don't wanna; not gonna.

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