One! One ruined Christmas! Ah ah ah (thunderclap)

[MoonCat]

Note to self: Invent remote-controlled flush toilet.

They've got these in a lot of restrooms now, in restaurants and malls.

[chainedbarista]

yep, the techno junkies would go first, followed by those who can't eat anything that's not already prepared.

after that, those who fight over coupons, specials and the like will kill each other over various canned goods.

anyone else left has some sort of skill that will help them survive, such as thinking, being able to 'rough it,' and cook over an open fire. sure, it's in an engine compartment, but it's fire, right?

[eltf177]

For the honor of ruining Christmas before it's even Thanksgiving

Bad Irv! Bad, bad Irv (snicker)!

Seriously, what is it with the crowd the Swamp seems to get? EW's and the mentally-challenged left and right coupled with idiotic co-workers and clueless management!

Sounds like a psychology experiment gone horribly worng (cookies for reference)...

[Kristev]

Or excellent practice for combat and survival if the dead ever truly rise.

[Solumina]

Why does talking about the end of electrical power always end up getting around to zombies?

…Then again most conversations with my friends end up leading to zombies, so maybe it is just my friends.

[ExRetailDrone]

Why does talking about the end of electrical power always end up getting around to zombies?

…Then again most conversations with my friends end up leading to zombies, so maybe it is just my friends.

Nah. Many of the conversations I have with my husband eventually end up leading to zombies. He's waiting impatiently for the zombocalypse to get here

[zombiequeen]

I'm here! The apocalypse has begun!
Note to self: invent remote controlled air squid. For giggles.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

One wonders how humans would react if we had to go back to a world without electrical power.

Forget electrical power, just take away our cell phones and watch the chaos ensue.

[Kristev]

But I don't have one anymore. And I don't even want one. Of course, just about everyone else I know thinks I'm ridiculous for this trait.

[Skelly]

One wonders how humans would react if we had to go back to a world without electrical power.

Merely disabling Facebook and all cell phones would be hilarious.